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Dingleberryologist 

A master of dingleberries. This individual has a depth of knowledge pertaining to the study of shit crumb entanglement in ass hair. He or she has a complex understanding of the etiology of this common complaint. Their understanding of dingleberries extends beyond the experience itself and delves into the incidence, prevalence, regression, growth, and essentially ubiquitous nature of this process.
Matt is a fucking dingleberryologist; that kid really gets it when shit gets stuck in your ass hair.

deodorant dingleberrys 

When you use too much deoderant and you have little white chunks of it still left in your armpits.
I thought lacy was hot until she put her arms over her head and I saw her deodorant dingleberrys.

dingleberrys 

little pieces of hair, shit, and toilet paper that form on an unclean ass
I had to come up with a jar full of dingleberrys for my frat initiation.
dingleberrys by Jimbo D July 3, 2006

dingleberrypuspop

the first dingle to ever dingle around and its the best day ever on october 6th
i cant wait for dingleberrypuspop its like the best day ever
dingleberrypuspop by dingle master November 20, 2025

dingleberrys and cream 

An act in witch someone "creams" on someones dingleberrys
Bro I tried that dingleberrys and cream shit last night AMAZING
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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