zidane'd 

Zidane'd means head-butt. It was the last match of zinedine zidane in the 2006 world cup finals, France vs Italy. Zinedine Zidane head butt Materazzi & got a red card for it. But watever, we still love zidane & materazzi deserve that head butt! :D

1. "Peter was zidane'd by Jane this morning for eating her breakfast."
2. "you're gonna get zidane'd if you dont return my pencil"

zidane'd by Gail of RAN Online July 12, 2006

Zidan'd

To headbutt someone, whether accidentally or on purpose, in reference to soccer legend Zinedine Zidane's infamous headbutt on Marco Materazzi in the 2k6 World Cup Final. Most effective when you headbutt someone as some kind of sick joke, similar to Ashton Kutcher's 'punk'd' or Peter Griffin's 'tomahawk'd'.

Particularly funny if used when a Frenchman is headbutting someone, or gets headbutted.

Dude A: "That girl just tried to kiss her boyfriend on the back of the head. He didn't see her, stood up, and headbutted her. Now she has a nosebleed"

Dude B: "Ha! She got Zidan'd."

Zidan'd by NateDawg14 April 8, 2011

ziane de guzman 

ziane de guzman is a true hottie. sabreen is sitting next to her rn. she is so smart and funny. lol. she has high standards. period.

"ziane de guzman is so smart!"

ziane de guzman by juliebae June 9, 2022

Zinedine Zidaned 

To head-butt someone in the sternum, solar plexus or abdomen in the fashion of famous French footballer Zinedine Zidane in the 2006 World Cup final. To use one's head as a battering ram or weapon as Zidane did.

He was attacking me, so I leaned over and Zinedine Zidaned him right in the chest. The dude fell over flat.

Zinedine Zidaned by shanav May 26, 2010

Zidaned 

To completely messup your last day of work on purpose. Just like Zidane messed up his last football match in the world cup final against Italy.

After you have been sacked, you can zidane your workplace by:

Mixing up files
Erasing stuff of others computer
Putting viruses on the computers
Telling your boss what others think of him/her
Making obscene phone calls to customers
Headbutting your colleague

etc etc

Bobby: Sorry to hear you have been sacked Sarah, when do you have to clear your desk?
Sarah: It'sno big deal, I leave on friday, the office is going to get totally Zidaned

Zidaned by joshdajoker April 30, 2008

zidaned 

To be headbutted in the chest after provoking your opponent through a racial slur.

That Materazzi dude got zidaned.

zidaned by canuckistani July 10, 2006

zidaned 

Used in the same context as raped or destroyed, Zidaned is a term used to describe completely destroying the competition. Like with a swift headbutt to the chest.

Man, that biology exam just got zidaned.

zidaned by Shawn K. July 12, 2006