zidaned

To be headbutted in the chest after provoking your opponent through a racial slur.

That Materazzi dude got zidaned.

by canuckistani July 10, 2006

zidaned

Used in the same context as raped or destroyed, Zidaned is a term used to describe completely destroying the competition. Like with a swift headbutt to the chest.

Man, that biology exam just got zidaned.

by Shawn K. July 12, 2006

zidane

1. the soccer star from the France team
2. to headbutt someone, like Zidane did during the final game against Italy in the 2006 Fifa Cup

Don't make me Zidane you bitch!

by killercr July 10, 2006

Zidane

To headbutt someone in the chest during a crucial moment.

Player 1: Give me the ball.
Player 2: No.
Player 1: Don't make me go Zidane on you.

by Amolo July 09, 2006

Zidaned

To completely messup your last day of work on purpose. Just like Zidane messed up his last football match in the world cup final against Italy.

After you have been sacked, you can zidane your workplace by:

Mixing up files
Erasing stuff of others computer
Putting viruses on the computers
Telling your boss what others think of him/her
Making obscene phone calls to customers
Headbutting your colleague

etc etc

Bobby: Sorry to hear you have been sacked Sarah, when do you have to clear your desk?
Sarah: It'sno big deal, I leave on friday, the office is going to get totally Zidaned

by joshdajoker April 30, 2008

Zidan

Zidan (Zidane, Z'idan) means spirtuality or adds up to. Arabic, African and French. Zidan is english spelling of name and Zidane is french way of spelling this name.

Zidan means spirtuality.

by cassandra79 February 04, 2012

Zidan

Zidan is a very attractive young man with a charming personality. Anyone would be lucky to have a Zidan in their life, and better yet be dating him. He's the perfect boyfriend and overall human. He is going to marry Lily.

Person 1: Damn Zidan is so perfect .
Person 2: I know, I wish I was Lily to be able to have him!

by ZilyLily December 13, 2016