Zidaned

To completely messup your last day of work on purpose. Just like Zidane messed up his last football match in the world cup final against Italy.

After you have been sacked, you can zidane your workplace by:

Mixing up files
Erasing stuff of others computer
Putting viruses on the computers
Telling your boss what others think of him/her
Making obscene phone calls to customers
Headbutting your colleague

etc etc

Bobby: Sorry to hear you have been sacked Sarah, when do you have to clear your desk?
Sarah: It'sno big deal, I leave on friday, the office is going to get totally Zidaned

by joshdajoker April 30, 2008

zidaned

To be headbutted in the chest after provoking your opponent through a racial slur.

That Materazzi dude got zidaned.

by canuckistani July 10, 2006

zidaned

Used in the same context as raped or destroyed, Zidaned is a term used to describe completely destroying the competition. Like with a swift headbutt to the chest.

Man, that biology exam just got zidaned.

by Shawn K. July 12, 2006

Zinedine Zidaned

To head-butt someone in the sternum, solar plexus or abdomen in the fashion of famous French footballer Zinedine Zidane in the 2006 World Cup final. To use one's head as a battering ram or weapon as Zidane did.

He was attacking me, so I leaned over and Zinedine Zidaned him right in the chest. The dude fell over flat.

by shanav May 26, 2010

zidane

1. the soccer star from the France team
2. to headbutt someone, like Zidane did during the final game against Italy in the 2006 Fifa Cup

Don't make me Zidane you bitch!

by killercr September 6, 2008

Zinedine Zidane

The only thing Brazil is afraid of.

Zinedine Zidane > Brazil

by starky July 5, 2006

zidane tribal

Main character of Final Fantasy IX. He is a genome with a tail. He's also a thief with a decent sense of humour.

"Oooh, soft!" - Zidane tribal's remark after pinching Garnet's ass

"You don't need a reason to help people"

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008