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To headbutt someone, whether accidentally or on purpose, in reference to soccer legend Zinedine Zidane's infamous headbutt on Marco Materazzi in the 2k6 World Cup Final. Most effective when you headbutt someone as some kind of sick joke, similar to Ashton Kutcher's 'punk'd' or Peter Griffin's 'tomahawk'd'.

Particularly funny if used when a Frenchman is headbutting someone, or gets headbutted.
Dude A: "That girl just tried to kiss her boyfriend on the back of the head. He didn't see her, stood up, and headbutted her. Now she has a nosebleed"

Dude B: "Ha! She got Zidan'd."
Zidan'd by NateDawg14 April 8, 2011
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zidane'd 

Zidane'd means head-butt. It was the last match of zinedine zidane in the 2006 world cup finals, France vs Italy. Zinedine Zidane head butt Materazzi & got a red card for it. But watever, we still love zidane & materazzi deserve that head butt! :D
1. "Peter was zidane'd by Jane this morning for eating her breakfast."
2. "you're gonna get zidane'd if you dont return my pencil"
zidane'd by Gail of RAN Online July 12, 2006
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008