your straight 

instead of saying "your gay."

Jasmine- "I just ran into a stop sign."
Rachel- "Wow, your straight."

your straight by SuperTanya November 4, 2007

your mum straight lol 

One of the gayest insults on this planet out of all 69 planets there had to be this insult wtf

john: hey my homo brother nigga
Alex: nigga i white
John: your mum gay lol
Alex: (How did he counter my attack i must use the gayest insult to end his roasting career) YOUR MUM STRAIGHT LOL
John: oh ma dog man now i gotta comiict subasideeee

your mum straight lol by Kylemuncher February 25, 2018

get your balls straight 

Why would you want to get your balls straight

Me: Guys i swear i didnt eat the pie
My bro: Get your balls straight bro!
Me: what the fuck does that mean

get your balls straight by Fuck me:) February 21, 2023

Your so straight 

The term for people to respond to the term "your so gay" thus, getting rid of the term and stop offending gay/lesbian people.

Oh yea? Your so straight. WHAT NOW.

Your so straight by jdude01 March 12, 2011

Get your dick Straight 

Sort of like "Get your shit together." Means you need to fix something or get better at doing something. Only complete thugs/ballers can use this without sounding gay.

Guy A: "damn dude, I can't figure out how to get our internet to work."
Guy B: "Well you need to get your dick straight."

Guy X: "Damn I just messed up three serves in a row"
Guy Y: "Get your dick straight, bro."

Get your dick Straight by CodyfromPcola February 3, 2010

Button Up Your Shirt Straight

Meaning, get it right

John: Can you spot me this soda.

Adam: No I lent you money last week, button up your shirt straight

Button Up Your Shirt Straight by Dcongo man stia October 9, 2010

keep your head on straight 

When everything around you is {dysfunctional}, make sure you keep your head on straight (i.e. normal).

Keep you head on straight in this abnormal} psychologically damaging office!
You know to keep your head on straight or as a normal person.

keep your head on straight by Galerose September 21, 2017