your straight

Jasmine- "I just ran into a stop sign."
Rachel- "Wow, your straight."
by SuperTanya October 19, 2007
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Your so straight

The term for people to respond to the term "your so gay" thus, getting rid of the term and stop offending gay/lesbian people.
Oh yea? Your so straight. WHAT NOW.
by jdude01 February 25, 2011
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your mum straight lol

One of the gayest insults on this planet out of all 69 planets there had to be this insult wtf
john: hey my homo brother nigga
Alex: nigga i white
John: your mum gay lol
Alex: (How did he counter my attack i must use the gayest insult to end his roasting career) YOUR MUM STRAIGHT LOL
John: oh ma dog man now i gotta comiict subasideeee
by Kylemuncher February 26, 2018
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get your balls straight

Why would you want to get your balls straight
Me: Guys i swear i didnt eat the pie
My bro: Get your balls straight bro!
Me: what the fuck does that mean
by Fuck me:) February 21, 2023
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Get your dick Straight

Sort of like "Get your shit together." Means you need to fix something or get better at doing something. Only complete thugs/ballers can use this without sounding gay.
Guy A: "damn dude, I can't figure out how to get our internet to work."
Guy B: "Well you need to get your dick straight."

Guy X: "Damn I just messed up three serves in a row"
Guy Y: "Get your dick straight, bro."
by CodyfromPcola February 03, 2010
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John: Can you spot me this soda.

Adam: No I lent you money last week, button up your shirt straight
by Dcongo man stia October 08, 2010
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keep your head on straight

When everything around you is {dysfunctional}, make sure you keep your head on straight (i.e. normal).
Keep you head on straight in this abnormal} psychologically damaging office!
You know to keep your head on straight or as a normal person.
by Galerose September 21, 2017
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