yoinkle 

a large penis preferably from a black man

"yo i was watchin pr0n yesterday and dis guy had a big ass YOINKLE!"

yoinkle by yoinkle November 9, 2006

Yoinked 

To take something without permision and or with surprise.

You totally yoinked my food!

Yoinked by Iciceberg May 22, 2006

Get Yoinked 

A more friendly way of saying “get rekt”

The equivalent of saying “What in tarnation” instead of “what the fuck”

“Please don’t shoot me!” Said the stranger, being cornered into an ally by a robber.

Suddenly Spider-Man shows up and stabs the man to death, uttering the words, “Get Yoinked”

Get Yoinked by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019

yinkle 

A bad combover to cover up baldness.

Homer Simpson is sporting a serious yinkle.

yinkle by Bobd March 1, 2008

Yoinkes 

1.The opposite of Yeet.

2. When you just wanna say somethin'
3. When you grab something

4. After you do something cool

"Why cant we sleep in muffins bed YOINKES?"-Josh
YOINKES( whenever you want)

After you reverse pic-pocket yoinkes!

Yoinkes by DeltaPanda August 12, 2019

get yoinked 

When you steal a small thing (usually food) from someone in a funny context, and you want to say something retarded that makes them laugh.

e.g.
Person 1: *takes biscuit from person 2's hands*
Person 2: Hey! Fuck you!
Person 1: Haha! Get yoinked!

get yoinked by le zoink December 12, 2018

Yoinker 

A person who utters "yoink" in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfering ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

Sam logs onto Yoinker.com, types in ipod, and proceeds to yoink the iPod from the ebay listing from the other bidders.

Yoinker by LiamUNITEus October 23, 2009