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To take something without permision and or with surprise.
You totally yoinked my food!
Yoinked by Iciceberg May 22, 2006

Get Yoinked 

A more friendly way of saying “get rekt”

The equivalent of saying “What in tarnation” instead of “what the fuck”
“Please don’t shoot me!” Said the stranger, being cornered into an ally by a robber.

Suddenly Spider-Man shows up and stabs the man to death, uttering the words, “Get Yoinked”
Get Yoinked by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019
A bad combover to cover up baldness.
Homer Simpson is sporting a serious yinkle.
yinkle by Bobd March 1, 2008
1.The opposite of Yeet.

2. When you just wanna say somethin'
3. When you grab something

4. After you do something cool
"Why cant we sleep in muffins bed YOINKES?"-Josh
YOINKES( whenever you want)

After you reverse pic-pocket yoinkes!
Yoinkes by DeltaPanda August 12, 2019

get yoinked 

When you steal a small thing (usually food) from someone in a funny context, and you want to say something retarded that makes them laugh.
e.g.
Person 1: *takes biscuit from person 2's hands*
Person 2: Hey! Fuck you!
Person 1: Haha! Get yoinked!
get yoinked by le zoink December 12, 2018
A person who utters "yoink" in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfering ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.
Sam logs onto Yoinker.com, types in ipod, and proceeds to yoink the iPod from the ebay listing from the other bidders.
Yoinker by LiamUNITEus October 23, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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