Yoinkes 

1.The opposite of Yeet.

2. When you just wanna say somethin'
3. When you grab something

4. After you do something cool

"Why cant we sleep in muffins bed YOINKES?"-Josh
YOINKES( whenever you want)

After you reverse pic-pocket yoinkes!

Yoinkes by DeltaPanda August 12, 2019

yoinkshire farms

An exclamation made whilst pickpocketting an unsuspecting victim.

Combination of the exclamation yoink, and the quality brandname Yorkshire Farms

Iain (realizing he has been stolen from): HEY, E-rock just ganked my collectable Chewbacca action figure with working bowcaster, glaben.

Eric (running away): Yoinkshire Farms!

yoinkshire farms by Stampy October 28, 2004

Yoinked 

To take something without permision and or with surprise.

You totally yoinked my food!

Yoinked by Iciceberg May 22, 2006

Get Yoinked 

A more friendly way of saying “get rekt”

The equivalent of saying “What in tarnation” instead of “what the fuck”

“Please don’t shoot me!” Said the stranger, being cornered into an ally by a robber.

Suddenly Spider-Man shows up and stabs the man to death, uttering the words, “Get Yoinked”

Get Yoinked by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019

ya-yoinkis 

When you're out of things to say but need to say something so you chant ya-yoinkis, either as a chant or just a stand alone sentence

Ya-yoinkis uh-uh-uh yeah, ya-yoinkis uh-uh-uh-uh... know what I mean?

ya-yoinkis by Kaiser Pepe :^) June 4, 2021

Yonkes 

Yonkes is an informal (slang) Spanish word used for junk and/or junk-yards. Yonkes does NOT refer to "Yankees" as some monolingual English people erroneously assume. This word is iconic at Chicano Park in Barrio Logan, San Diego, CA thanks to a civil-rights-era mural that reads "Varrio Si, Yonkes No." Meaning "yes to community, no to junk-yards." This was in response to the City of San Diego's decision to zone junk-yards in a heavily Mexican community during the 1960's.

Spanish: Vamos a los yonkes a comprar unas partes para mi carro.
English: Let's go to the junk-yards to buy some parts for my car.

Yonkes by juancalcala July 19, 2011

get yoinked 

When you steal a small thing (usually food) from someone in a funny context, and you want to say something retarded that makes them laugh.

e.g.
Person 1: *takes biscuit from person 2's hands*
Person 2: Hey! Fuck you!
Person 1: Haha! Get yoinked!

get yoinked by le zoink December 12, 2018