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combover

An attempt to hide hair loss on the head which has become obvious. Usually done by males. Usually looks worse than the baldness that the person is attempting to hide.
by jesster79 March 7, 2004
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Someone who goes to great lengths to become something they are not but result in only fooling themselves.
You know those high school kids who wear muscle shirts and gold chains, style their hair like a man-tiara, go tanning so much they look like someone dipped them in orange dye? They think they're cool but, nope, they're a bunch of combovers.
by AR O'Reilly December 9, 2008
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Man. If i was old and had a really big beer belly. glasses and spelled like cabbage. i would totally sport a combover. Combovers are awesome.

A combover is when a guy trys to hid his hair loss by taking one portion of his hair and combing it over the patch of lost hair.
I look into the mirror.
and tell me whos that funky dude starin' back at me?
by iwannabeanalcoholic May 13, 2005
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A hairstyle that looks sweet on me.
"Hey nice Combover."
by Shrek Diesel January 17, 2004
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1. The act of combing one's hair over to a side usually used to hide hair loss and looks pretty gay. Commonly is associated with old men, people named Grayson, Paul, or Logan. They enjoy having the inside of their ass massaged. They are ALWAYS simps. They also have a distinct love for shoving sex toys so far up their ass they can't get it back out.
Yo, combover just fucking swallowed his dildo
by Yummydawg February 24, 2020
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scene//emo fringe. curves around your your face- eyes and most of forehead must not be seen or that's not SCENE.
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shaant hicikyan has the world bestest 'combover'



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by everyonejustRELAX August 13, 2008
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Combover Boy

Phil Hendrie's derisive impression of talk radio rival Tom Leykis. This impression is, like Phil's other impressions, a grotesque caricature of the real thing and should not reflect on the true personality traits of Leykis. Often times, "Combover" is shown to be an out-and-out pervert.

Term is derived from the fact that Leykis is a 47 year old man with a receding hairline, and that he tries to cover it up with a "cool" persona.
It's time for the Comboverboy Show! Do you care?!
by Mikey Kay January 30, 2005
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