Yoinked

To take something without permision and or with surprise.

You totally yoinked my food!

by Iciceberg May 3, 2006

Yoinked

An expression when something is taken from somebody else.

I totally Yoinked that from you!

by nemo86 September 28, 2008

Yoinked

To be pulled from separated groups back to the main online room, sometimes without warning.

"Time for yoinking in 5...4...3...2...1"
"Talk later. We've been yoinked."
"We can't get back to the main room. Please yoink us!"
"David's the yoinker today."

by CWStudent March 24, 2021

Yoinked

Being drunk/high enough to the point where you are clearly inebriated, but still having a killer time!!!

Let's get yoinked tonight!
I was pretty yoinked but it was a good night.

by Nikkimiguel December 15, 2016

Yoinked

When you smack someone so hard that their eyes water.

“Dang dude she just yoinked the shit outta him”

by A-money14 March 25, 2019

Yoinked

When you take something swiftly and in a quick manor

Guy1: yo bro did you fuck the other night

Guy2: ye bro of course

Guy1: nice what was she like?
Guy2: oh it was her fist time

Guy1: oh
Guy2: ye she was like 13 I YOINKED her virginity

Guy1: and your probably gonna get yoinked on to a register, see ya later

by IJustThrewYaNan November 18, 2019

Yoinked

When you smack someone so hard their eyes start watering

“Damn dude she Yoinked the shit outta him”

by A-money14 March 26, 2019