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ages, yonks

Slang. Adjective. Describes a long duration of time, normally when that length of time seems insignificant, or unlikely to ever eventuate.
An extention of the Aussie slang, yonks.
"That was yonkles ago! Get over it"

"I'm not 18 for yonkles!"
yonkles by nutgirl January 28, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
a word that is used for a colourful way to say "yes" or a word for any part of the body which grandparents would refer to as "naughty"
- are you a fan of the meat pie?
- yonkles mate
OR
- oh yes please! touch my yonkles
Yonkes is an informal (slang) Spanish word used for junk and/or junk-yards. Yonkes does NOT refer to "Yankees" as some monolingual English people erroneously assume. This word is iconic at Chicano Park in Barrio Logan, San Diego, CA thanks to a civil-rights-era mural that reads "Varrio Si, Yonkes No." Meaning "yes to community, no to junk-yards." This was in response to the City of San Diego's decision to zone junk-yards in a heavily Mexican community during the 1960's.
Spanish: Vamos a los yonkes a comprar unas partes para mi carro.
English: Let's go to the junk-yards to buy some parts for my car.
Yonkes by juancalcala July 19, 2011

Yonkle Fonkle 

The title of a person who refuses to stop being addicted to butts.
Froggity: I love to look at butts all day.

Buttlo: You Yonkle Fonkle get a life

yoinkles 

when he was neudered, that cat lost his yoinkles.
yoinkles by adreneline school January 12, 2009
a delicious potatoe treat, usually served at itatlian restruants with tamatoe sauce
gnokies = yonkies
yonkies by yonkie lover January 24, 2010

Yolkless 

Of or having little to no substance, whereas there was substance before; lacking courage, spineless, with little nerve. One who, once hardened to life's circumstances, now breaks easily under pressure.

Usually use in reference to a person who has recently become a shell of a former self, for whatever reason.
"After Andy's marriage dissolved, he found himself yolkless."

"C'mon, get out of the house for once. You're starting to get yolkless."
Yolkless by A.J. McLugh July 4, 2019
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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