yoghurt truck 

1:A load of jizz
2:A cock, as it transports the yoghurt

I crashed the yoghurt truck into my girlfriends face last night!

yoghurt truck by Chest August 3, 2003

yoghurt truck 

a batch of freshly ejaculated male sex piss

I quickly reached for the Kleenex having just crashed the yoghurt truck

yoghurt truck by pudding and pie July 17, 2003

crash the yoghurt truck

To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.

Cleanup on ilse five!

crash the yoghurt truck by Chest August 3, 2003

smashing his yogurt truck 

Australian slang used to announce that one has cum

Don`t bother that bloke, he`s just finished smashing his yogurt truck.

smashing his yogurt truck by 2Rooks November 16, 2005

Yogurt Truck 

Dump a load of gizzm all over the slut.

Hey Dude, did you dump the yogurt truck last night??

Yeah man, she loved it!

Yogurt Truck by Mad Mick May 13, 2007

Hit by the Yogurt Truck 

Euphemism for the appearance of a recipient of a massive facial cumload

Tom hadn't unloaded for two weeks, so when he came in Katie's face and hair it looked like she'd been Hit by the Yogurt Truck

Hit by the Yogurt Truck by murph73 April 25, 2010