yoghurt truck

1:A load of jizz
2:A cock, as it transports the yoghurt

I crashed the yoghurt truck into my girlfriends face last night!

by Chest August 03, 2003

yoghurt truck

a batch of freshly ejaculated male sex piss

I quickly reached for the Kleenex having just crashed the yoghurt truck

by pudding and pie July 17, 2003

crash the yoghurt truck

To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.

Cleanup on ilse five!

by Chest August 03, 2003