Yoghurt 

Semen, spunk, Jizz, Manfat, Cum etc

I sprayed her face with hot yoghurt sauce.

Yoghurt by fatbob May 11, 2003

yoghurt 

somebody that acts stupid does stupid things...or its just a wierd yet funny way of insulting somebody.

the "yoghurt" spills the "insulter's" drink

the insulter:"what the f**k did u do that for you yoghurt!!"

yoghurt by fuckinidiot August 29, 2006

yoghurt 

what is on the end of grant's dick after sex

grant . . . you know the head doesn't like fruits of the forest . . . it has to be 99% fat free you cunt !!

yoghurt by paul August 4, 2004

yoghurt

this is how to spell yoghurt

"Do you want yoghurt?"

"yes pls uwu"

yoghurt by imnotnikoipromise February 21, 2026

Yoghurt Weaver 

A Granola type who bakes cakes for the moon as 'offerings', thinks tofu and tahini are great breakfast choices, and who's idea of style is to wear multiple layers of cheap market clothes made in Cambodia from dried grass and colored using low impact dyes such as menstrual blood and compost bin'discharge'.

Luggage of choice; cane basket
Favourite Artist; Enya
Instrument of choice; Harp
Hobbies; mosaics, macrame, meditation, mime, moon dancing, muesli making and any other earthy pursuit starting with M.

The 'yoghurt weavers' formed a circle of light at the 'Breathe your way to Wholeness and Bliss' festival in honour of the Playtypus that had been found floating belly up in the nearby creek.

Yoghurt Weaver by Lollib August 15, 2006

Yoghurt Knitter 

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.

The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".

Yoghurt Knitter by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011

Yoghurt Nonce 

1.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on a girl’s vagina and licking it off
2.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on his cock and balls before having a wank off

What’s going on DOWN there? What are you doing WITH that? THE SICKNESS of that act! You yoghurt nonce!

Yoghurt Nonce by 37gang October 16, 2020