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A martini mix (2-3 servings) poured into a Yeti (of any size) with 1-3 large whiskey ice cubes.

The origin was derived from the Covid-19 pandemic where a distressed father of 2 needed a way to enjoy his favorite cocktail from his “work from home office” basement without having to keep refilling. As his children slept and his wife binge’d Madmen for the 4th time, he found relief in “owning newbs” in Valorant, LoL, RDR2, and Warzone while sipping his endless Yetini.
Dude, We’ve been gaming for 3 hours now and my Yetini is STILL frosty!
Yetini by Ap0stle December 31, 2021

Yetinous 

Having the proportions or appearance of a Yeti. Unusually large, obese, hirsute or aesthetically displeasing.
The foul-mannered yetinous woman I had the misfortune to sit next to devoured two Big Macs, fries and Coke, a large packet of crisps and two king-sized Mars Bars in the space of five minutes.
Yetinous by Der Polizei Grammatik November 19, 2007

Yetinous 

After walking thru my local town centre today, teeming with large obese people, I spied an absolute huge specimen of the female kind, not unlike a Yeti in size and stature.

I wondered how to describe this giant being of Yeti like proportions and concluded that some one yetinous is a person, so obese and huge they are like the legendary Yeti.

And smell just as bad! can also apply this to males as well.
'Look at that yetinous bitch, I bet she can't keep her head out of the fridge.'
Yetinous by Freshmans November 19, 2007
The act of yelling while having a completely normal conversation that doesn't devolve into fighting.

A positive combination of yelling and talking.
Rachel: YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA MAKE DINNER TONIGHT!

Lily: I HAD TO FINISH SOMETHING FOR WORK BUT I BOUGHT CHINESE FOOD.

Rachel: WELL, GOOD. WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING THEN?

Lily: WE ARE NOT YELLING WE ARE YELKING!
Yelking by Scribeman October 6, 2020
John: Dude when are you coming to my party?

Nick: Not now bro im in the middle of yerkin it
yerkin it by nicknapolo5 October 9, 2008
a single shot, double handed technique derived from ancient scrolls written in china during the ming ling dynasty. far more powerful than the standard western form which can take anywhere from 1-30 minutes to achieve kersplooge state. akin to the devastating one shot capabilities of the blunderbuss. however, this form can have a lengthy reload, causing the user to black out immediately following the usage of the procedure. the user's temporarily lifeless body must then undergo medicinal treatment in the slurp tank before another yerkin it may be performed.
gentlemen, prepare to yerkin it
yerkin it by yerkin sensei June 21, 2023