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A martini mix (2-3 servings) poured into a Yeti (of any size) with 1-3 large whiskey ice cubes.

The origin was derived from the Covid-19 pandemic where a distressed father of 2 needed a way to enjoy his favorite cocktail from his “work from home office” basement without having to keep refilling. As his children slept and his wife binge’d Madmen for the 4th time, he found relief in “owning newbs” in Valorant, LoL, RDR2, and Warzone while sipping his endless Yetini.
Dude, We’ve been gaming for 3 hours now and my Yetini is STILL frosty!
Yetini by Ap0stle December 31, 2021
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Yetinous 

Having the proportions or appearance of a Yeti. Unusually large, obese, hirsute or aesthetically displeasing.
The foul-mannered yetinous woman I had the misfortune to sit next to devoured two Big Macs, fries and Coke, a large packet of crisps and two king-sized Mars Bars in the space of five minutes.
Yetinous by Der Polizei Grammatik November 19, 2007
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yesinitely 

A definite 'yes'.
Karen: Can you make it to my film premier on Wednesday night?
John: Yesinitely.
yesinitely by elooto August 17, 2010
YetiIRL is a VERY popular twitch streamer, most known for being a leech in x10dos chat. He is a Chad but pretends not to be so that the viewers would like him more. He plays DBD, Warframe and other games.
You: Have you seen the new hot streamer?
Friend: Do you mean YetiIRL? Of course I did he is really popular!
YetiIRL by AljoKing November 9, 2018
Your ytinirt
ytinirt by Yummy socks December 30, 2020

Yetinous 

After walking thru my local town centre today, teeming with large obese people, I spied an absolute huge specimen of the female kind, not unlike a Yeti in size and stature.

I wondered how to describe this giant being of Yeti like proportions and concluded that some one yetinous is a person, so obese and huge they are like the legendary Yeti.

And smell just as bad! can also apply this to males as well.
'Look at that yetinous bitch, I bet she can't keep her head out of the fridge.'
Yetinous by Freshmans November 19, 2007

yentinite 

1. Type of people who are extremely intelligent, srtong, muscular and handsome, superior beings.
2. Attempting every sex move ever invented in 3 hours.
1. John is so strong and handsome, he is a yentinite.

2. John and Sally attempted to do every sex move in the book, what yentinites.
yentinite by sampson jameson January 12, 2009