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yerking off 

Milking a project for an unusually long period of time.
Rick enjoyed yerking off on Darwin so much he's settling in to do the same on Wheatstone.
yerking off by natchoh October 7, 2009
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Yerbing-to talk utter bollox when under the influence of cheap wine whilst in exile on Frankish shores. The true master will draw on some very obscure literary references and film noir themes.
See also pennying.
Alex couldn't resist yerbing when entering a comment on his forum...
yerbing by Dr Sigmund Bankfraud March 24, 2005

Yeerking 

When one ejaculates in a person's ear, similar to the Yeerks of Animorphs, which enter a human host through the ear canal.
One time this dude was yeerking the shit out of a girl's ear. She couldn't hear right for a week.
Yeerking by larl kindberg April 3, 2010

Yerting a Gerk 

When someone is yerting your gerk, it means they're yanking your dank, or beating your meat.
Example 1:

Jakobe -"Yo! Me and Roxanne went out last night and she yerted my gerk so good!!!"
Darek - "Damn man, get me a girl like Roxanne!"

Example 2:

Roxanne - "While yerting a gerk, remember to have fun!"
Yerting a Gerk by urbandicKtlover69 November 28, 2018
The act of yelling while having a completely normal conversation that doesn't devolve into fighting.

A positive combination of yelling and talking.
Rachel: YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA MAKE DINNER TONIGHT!

Lily: I HAD TO FINISH SOMETHING FOR WORK BUT I BOUGHT CHINESE FOOD.

Rachel: WELL, GOOD. WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING THEN?

Lily: WE ARE NOT YELLING WE ARE YELKING!
Yelking by Scribeman October 6, 2020

Glory-Yorking 

the glorification of New York City,
claiming the city for your own,
and thinking that New York City will change your life
*after 9/11*
Man: They attacked New York, they attacked MY city
Woman: Oh boo, stop Glory-Yorking
Glory-Yorking by Flatboyence November 8, 2015
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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