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The action of using human feces and vomit as lube in a sexual act.
“Who’s up yerking it rn?”
Yerking by Yerkmaster7000 March 18, 2024
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yerking off 

Milking a project for an unusually long period of time.
Rick enjoyed yerking off on Darwin so much he's settling in to do the same on Wheatstone.
yerking off by natchoh October 7, 2009
Related Words
Yerbing-to talk utter bollox when under the influence of cheap wine whilst in exile on Frankish shores. The true master will draw on some very obscure literary references and film noir themes.
See also pennying.
Alex couldn't resist yerbing when entering a comment on his forum...
yerbing by Dr Sigmund Bankfraud March 24, 2005

Yeerking 

When one ejaculates in a person's ear, similar to the Yeerks of Animorphs, which enter a human host through the ear canal.
One time this dude was yeerking the shit out of a girl's ear. She couldn't hear right for a week.
Yeerking by larl kindberg April 3, 2010

Yerting a Gerk 

When someone is yerting your gerk, it means they're yanking your dank, or beating your meat.
Example 1:

Jakobe -"Yo! Me and Roxanne went out last night and she yerted my gerk so good!!!"
Darek - "Damn man, get me a girl like Roxanne!"

Example 2:

Roxanne - "While yerting a gerk, remember to have fun!"
Yerting a Gerk by urbandicKtlover69 November 28, 2018
The act of yelling while having a completely normal conversation that doesn't devolve into fighting.

A positive combination of yelling and talking.
Rachel: YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA MAKE DINNER TONIGHT!

Lily: I HAD TO FINISH SOMETHING FOR WORK BUT I BOUGHT CHINESE FOOD.

Rachel: WELL, GOOD. WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING THEN?

Lily: WE ARE NOT YELLING WE ARE YELKING!
Yelking by Scribeman October 6, 2020

Glory-Yorking 

the glorification of New York City,
claiming the city for your own,
and thinking that New York City will change your life
*after 9/11*
Man: They attacked New York, they attacked MY city
Woman: Oh boo, stop Glory-Yorking
Glory-Yorking by Flatboyence November 8, 2015
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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