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In a text response to Grandma texting OMG, her grandson texted: YASFF
yasff by Goy Rabbi August 22, 2017
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English slang from the Westcountry where it means to eat noisily, greedily and rapidly without paying any attention to table manners, the quality of the food or the effect on other diners. The process is usually interspersed with grunts, belches and slobbering and would put a starving hyena to shame.
"Did you see Malcolm yaffle those cream cakes? I thought I'd puke!"
Yaffle by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015
Related Words
yasff Yaffa Yashfeen Yaffle Yaff Yashfa yashfee Yasyfa yaffe YAFFing
A deadly combination of beauty with brains and a hell lot of cuteness. A friend of friends and very pure soul. She would die for the one's she truly loves and who are truly her's but she is equally rebellious and disastrous for those who betray her or play with her feelings. A very mature person who knows what should be done when. The best advisor kinda friend one can have. A loving person who doesn't show her love openly but can definitely do anything for the one's she loves!!!
Yashfin kicked that guy's ass off as he was troubling me; And she's my buddy!!!
yashfin by Endurance777 April 15, 2021

money shot Yaffee 

In a gay porno, the guy who gets cum in his eye.
check out the money shot in yaffee's eye
money shot Yaffee by Yaffee May 6, 2005
You are so fucking adorable.

Typically used during texting or other messaging, and directed toward the girl/guy that you fancy.
W: Hey babe I just cannot get over how wonderful you are!
Tess: Omg! You are sooooo sweet! :)
W: yasfa!!
yasfa by Ducky8624 June 5, 2013
1. Hebrew word for shayna.

2. Means pretty, beautiful in hebrew.
She's yaffa.
Yaffa by shilohtova July 19, 2011

Yaffed it up 


v. Yaffed (rhymes with laughed) use in place of fucked. Describes the general screwing up of something.
The word originates from the last name of an MIT professor who continually yaffes things up

n. yaffer: like a jack in the box, but is hideous and has two different ears. also can mean asshole
You are such a yaffer!

I yaffed it up

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, what am I looking at?"
"A yaffer"

go yaffe yourself
Yaffed it up by yaffe lab July 6, 2006
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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