YAFF

A widely used internet acronym which stands for, "You're a Fucking Faggot."

Friend: It looks like a beautiful day to fly kites!
You: ...YAFF

by AD__MVP March 7, 2010

Yaff

Degenerate form of the word yiff, used to denote a form of roleplaying sexual encounters. While yiff is used to denote general cybersex, Yaff is used to denote more freakish and/or pathetic attempts at textfucking, including bizarre and horrifying fetishes, poor grammar and spelling, and a total lack of attempt to formulate a coherent scene or storyline with the other participant(s).

Oh my god, I was chatting with this guy I met last night and he just wanted to yaff.

How bad?

Total disaster, it looked like a typewriter exploded while writing a horrible fetish porn novel.

by ferin August 14, 2009

YAFF

An acronym that stands for "You're a fucking faggot".

"Hey, did you watch the Ice Dancing team today? I think Canada's gonna win gold."
"...Dude, YAFF."

by DDJ's BFF March 7, 2010

Yaff

To masturbate/wank/spanking the monkey.

Started life as as the word "Jaff" but evolved into "Yaff" after some Spanish influence.

(1)
Z: Where have the tissues gone?
J: Melvin took them into his room to yaff.

(2)
Z: What's Melvin doing?
J: He's yaffing.

by Jimmy the knife October 31, 2004

YAFF

stands for "you are a fag foreal"

Peyton said he had a creamy dick in front of many men. Then Markell said YAFF.

by Johnson Clint February 2, 2024

Yaffle

English slang from the Westcountry where it means to eat noisily, greedily and rapidly without paying any attention to table manners, the quality of the food or the effect on other diners. The process is usually interspersed with grunts, belches and slobbering and would put a starving hyena to shame.

"Did you see Malcolm yaffle those cream cakes? I thought I'd puke!"

by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

money shot Yaffee

In a gay porno, the guy who gets cum in his eye.

check out the money shot in yaffee's eye

by Yaffee May 6, 2005