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A widely used internet acronym which stands for, "You're a Fucking Faggot."
Friend: It looks like a beautiful day to fly kites!
You: ...YAFF
YAFF by AD__MVP March 7, 2010
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Degenerate form of the word yiff, used to denote a form of roleplaying sexual encounters. While yiff is used to denote general cybersex, Yaff is used to denote more freakish and/or pathetic attempts at textfucking, including bizarre and horrifying fetishes, poor grammar and spelling, and a total lack of attempt to formulate a coherent scene or storyline with the other participant(s).
Oh my god, I was chatting with this guy I met last night and he just wanted to yaff.

How bad?

Total disaster, it looked like a typewriter exploded while writing a horrible fetish porn novel.
Yaff by ferin August 14, 2009
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Yaffa Yaffle Yaff yaffe YAFFing Yaffling Yaffed it up Yaffee Yaffet Yaffiti
An acronym that stands for "You're a fucking faggot".
"Hey, did you watch the Ice Dancing team today? I think Canada's gonna win gold."
"...Dude, YAFF."
YAFF by DDJ's BFF March 7, 2010
To masturbate/wank/spanking the monkey.

Started life as as the word "Jaff" but evolved into "Yaff" after some Spanish influence.
(1)
Z: Where have the tissues gone?
J: Melvin took them into his room to yaff.

(2)
Z: What's Melvin doing?
J: He's yaffing.
Yaff by Jimmy the knife October 31, 2004
stands for "you are a fag foreal"
Peyton said he had a creamy dick in front of many men. Then Markell said YAFF.
YAFF by Johnson Clint February 2, 2024
English slang from the Westcountry where it means to eat noisily, greedily and rapidly without paying any attention to table manners, the quality of the food or the effect on other diners. The process is usually interspersed with grunts, belches and slobbering and would put a starving hyena to shame.
"Did you see Malcolm yaffle those cream cakes? I thought I'd puke!"
Yaffle by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

money shot Yaffee 

In a gay porno, the guy who gets cum in his eye.
check out the money shot in yaffee's eye
money shot Yaffee by Yaffee May 6, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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