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The Yason
The Yason is a species of human that spends an entire day learning to play the guitar and masturbating when a university assignment is due. The Yason is also a virgin. The Yason is a dumb species.
Jessie: Yo Mr White, you remember the yason we came across in ABQ last week?
Walt: Yes Jessie...he never applied himself. He had so much potential *sighs*.
Walt: Yes Jessie...he never applied himself. He had so much potential *sighs*.
The Yason by ilikeherbutshehasboyfriend May 2, 2019
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Cliff Yablonski
proper noun
1. Someone who hates you.
2. A guy who didn't storm the beaches of Cambodia in '54 to let you pinko hippy bastards wear tie dyed shirts and smoke your wacky tobaccy in his yard!
3. www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou
1. Someone who hates you.
2. A guy who didn't storm the beaches of Cambodia in '54 to let you pinko hippy bastards wear tie dyed shirts and smoke your wacky tobaccy in his yard!
3. www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou
"I fucking saw the Patterson kids in my goddamn bushes and I want you to head over to their house and arrest them and throw those two little idiot horseshitters into jail for a few years to teach them a goddamn lesson about respecting their elders." -Cliff Yablonski
Cliff Yablonski by EmperorKO February 19, 2003
Yolone
Yolone by mbrickslol December 31, 2013
yaron
One of the most suspicious people you'll ever meet. Always up for a god time, regardless of consequences. Usually pretty funny and cool, and always a good person to talk to. Yarons will always go out of their way to make you happy. They're usually really nice but not a good person to piss off. They are tough to win over, but if you manage to get one, hold onto him.
yaron by yaknowwhatsup April 28, 2020
Lauri Ylönen
A fit Finn who wears crows' feathers in his hair. Has an obsession with birdies. A respected, I repeat, RESPECTED musician in Finland. Lead singer from a brilliant band called The Rasmus. He was born in Hellsinki on 23rd April 1979.
Lauri Ylönen by Solaki Hakala-Ylönen September 17, 2004
Lauri Ylönen
Lauri Ylönen by Katelin July 16, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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