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The act of not making a purchase after working extremely hard on researching and selecting the desired product which is often essential for oneself.

The yooner will put in a high degree of research into the product and will find the best deal but end up missing out because they are not much fun.

A loose synonym to “missing out”
I found a great deal on a coffee machine. It’s being sold at a great price (20% off), I love coffee and it will pay for itself within weeks.

Hmm I won’t get it today because it might drop in price by another 50% tomorrow.

Next day: oh no, the coffee machine deal I found has expired before I could make the purchase, the price has increased 20% I yooned it.
yooned by Ilovekpmg December 28, 2020
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Lauri Ylönen 

A fit Finn who wears crows' feathers in his hair. Has an obsession with birdies. A respected, I repeat, RESPECTED musician in Finland. Lead singer from a brilliant band called The Rasmus. He was born in Hellsinki on 23rd April 1979.
"Ten inches? She doesn't know what she's saying! 'Bigger?' Bigger and better"

Lauri Ylönen 

best described in two words....beautiful and inspirational
lyrics, the songs, the person, the idea
Lauri Ylönen by Katelin July 16, 2004

yolodeler 

One who says "YOLO" as if it is required by law to say it as an excuse for doing stupid things. It is called "yolodeling" because it is a play of words, made up of YOLO and yodeler.
Person 1: Hey, why did you dye your hair green?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!

Person 2: Hey, why did you get your whole face pierced?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!

Person 3: Hey, why did you tattoo your whole body?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!

Me: Shut up, everyone knows that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

Lauri Ylönen 

Finnish for sex on legs. With feathers in his hair.

Lead singer for The Rasmus, wildly popular Finnish band; channels The Crow on a regular basis and writes brilliant lyrics.
"Look! It's Lauri Ylönen!" will generally distract any Finnish-metal-fangirl long enough for you to run away and purchase the latest Rasmus CD.
Lauri Ylönen by Crispy01 December 28, 2005

YOLOSELAMOFO 

Acronym for You Only Live Once So Eat Like A Mother Fucker. Used to rationalize any overeating decision or the decision to eat something clearly not on any prescribed healthy diet like "Everything Hash Browns" at a Denny's in San Francisco.
Before I walk into the Old Country Buffet and hunker down on an entire sleeve of Meat Loaf I always assuage my feelings of guilt by remembering YOLOSELAMOFO.
YOLOSELAMOFO by Poop$ January 15, 2013