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Wheel

n. The best possible hand in a game of Omaha Hi/Lo, consisting of A-2-3-4-5.

Background: Omaha Hi/Lo is essentially a split-pot variation of Texas holdem (the rules of play differ slightly, but are of no consquence to this definition). Both the player with the highest hand and the player with the lowest hand share the pot. A low hand must have no pairs, but straights do not count against the low. Therefore, the Wheel will often win both the high and low pots.
Jones thought he had me beat on that hand until I threw down the Wheel and took all his money.
by EmperorKO August 27, 2004
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warrior

n. Anyone who proves his strength by intentionally enduring something painful, difficult, or incredibly stupid.
Dave drank damn near that entire keg, thus proving that he's a true warrior.
by EmperorKO May 25, 2004
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pimp

When that nigga stepped to me, I pimped his ass.
by EmperorKO February 15, 2003
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crank

Ko cranked that dude so hard he went down in one hit!
by EmperorKO June 11, 2006
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wig out

When Ko called Johnny a bitch, Johnny completely wigged out.
by EmperorKO February 15, 2003
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mack hand

1. A backhanded slap delivered to keep your ho/hoe in line

2. "Raise the mack hand" - Used to describe the threat of a backhanded slap
1. Latisha was gettin out of line last night til I laid the mack hand down on her ass.

2. Know your role, woman! Don't MAKE me raise the mack hand on yo ass.
by EmperorKO February 16, 2003
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squidge

1. n. That last annoying drop of cum or piss that drips from your dick (or out of your twat) when you think you're all cleaned up
2. v. To drip, as in the dripping of #1
3. v. To melt, as girls do, when you say something cute to them; usually involves giggles and big smiles
1. When I yanked my dick out and rolled off the bitch, she got squidge all over the bed.
2. I finished at the urinal, zipped up and squidged all over my underwear. Dammit!
3. I told my woman I loved her as big as the sky, and she squidged.
by EmperorKO February 16, 2003
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