19 definitions by EmperorKO
by EmperorKO February 16, 2003
1. A backhanded slap delivered to keep your ho/hoe in line
2. "Raise the mack hand" - Used to describe the threat of a backhanded slap
2. "Raise the mack hand" - Used to describe the threat of a backhanded slap
1. Latisha was gettin out of line last night til I laid the mack hand down on her ass.
2. Know your role, woman! Don't MAKE me raise the mack hand on yo ass.
2. Know your role, woman! Don't MAKE me raise the mack hand on yo ass.
by EmperorKO February 16, 2003
by EmperorKO February 17, 2003
n. a loser who is such a poser that he's as bad as an entire bag of posers rolled into one, hence a "bag of pose"
No matter what you say, that posebag will agree with it, all tryin to be your friend and shit. Let's see if we can get him to say he loves men.
by EmperorKO February 18, 2003
by EmperorKO February 18, 2003
n. The best possible hand in a game of Omaha Hi/Lo, consisting of A-2-3-4-5.
Background: Omaha Hi/Lo is essentially a split-pot variation of Texas holdem (the rules of play differ slightly, but are of no consquence to this definition). Both the player with the highest hand and the player with the lowest hand share the pot. A low hand must have no pairs, but straights do not count against the low. Therefore, the Wheel will often win both the high and low pots.
Background: Omaha Hi/Lo is essentially a split-pot variation of Texas holdem (the rules of play differ slightly, but are of no consquence to this definition). Both the player with the highest hand and the player with the lowest hand share the pot. A low hand must have no pairs, but straights do not count against the low. Therefore, the Wheel will often win both the high and low pots.
by EmperorKO August 28, 2004
1. n. That last annoying drop of cum or piss that drips from your dick (or out of your twat) when you think you're all cleaned up
2. v. To drip, as in the dripping of #1
3. v. To melt, as girls do, when you say something cute to them; usually involves giggles and big smiles
2. v. To drip, as in the dripping of #1
3. v. To melt, as girls do, when you say something cute to them; usually involves giggles and big smiles
1. When I yanked my dick out and rolled off the bitch, she got squidge all over the bed.
2. I finished at the urinal, zipped up and squidged all over my underwear. Dammit!
3. I told my woman I loved her as big as the sky, and she squidged.
2. I finished at the urinal, zipped up and squidged all over my underwear. Dammit!
3. I told my woman I loved her as big as the sky, and she squidged.
by EmperorKO February 16, 2003