19 definitions by EmperorKO

battleaxe

adj. so severely, brain-shatteringly awesome that it hits you like a battle axe blow to the FACE

Y'ever seen Con Air? That movie is battleaxe!

by EmperorKO February 18, 2003

Wheel

n. The best possible hand in a game of Omaha Hi/Lo, consisting of A-2-3-4-5.

Background: Omaha Hi/Lo is essentially a split-pot variation of Texas holdem (the rules of play differ slightly, but are of no consquence to this definition). Both the player with the highest hand and the player with the lowest hand share the pot. A low hand must have no pairs, but straights do not count against the low. Therefore, the Wheel will often win both the high and low pots.

Jones thought he had me beat on that hand until I threw down the Wheel and took all his money.

by EmperorKO August 28, 2004

warrior

n. Anyone who proves his strength by intentionally enduring something painful, difficult, or incredibly stupid.

Dave drank damn near that entire keg, thus proving that he's a true warrior.

by EmperorKO May 25, 2004

posebag

n. a loser who is such a poser that he's as bad as an entire bag of posers rolled into one, hence a "bag of pose"

No matter what you say, that posebag will agree with it, all tryin to be your friend and shit. Let's see if we can get him to say he loves men.

by EmperorKO February 18, 2003

madball

n. A person with a severe physical deformity of the face. Derived from Madballs toys of the 1980s, which were all ball-shaped monsters with bizarre faces.

Did you see Tommy since he got his face melted in that car wreck? Such a madball!

by EmperorKO February 18, 2003

wig out

To throw a huge fit

When Ko called Johnny a bitch, Johnny completely wigged out.

by EmperorKO February 16, 2003

sucka MC

n. An MC with an inflated opinion of himself, but no skillz or flow

All the sucka MCs try to diss, but they ain't got my flow

by EmperorKO February 16, 2003