19 definitions by EmperorKO

To punch someone extremely hard
Ko cranked that dude so hard he went down in one hit!
by EmperorKO February 16, 2003
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1. A backhanded slap delivered to keep your ho/hoe in line

2. "Raise the mack hand" - Used to describe the threat of a backhanded slap
1. Latisha was gettin out of line last night til I laid the mack hand down on her ass.

2. Know your role, woman! Don't MAKE me raise the mack hand on yo ass.
by EmperorKO February 16, 2003
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n. A rapper's ability to rhyme to phat beats in a skillful manner
You heard that new Nas single? Nigga got one tight-ass flow!
by EmperorKO February 17, 2003
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n. a loser who is such a poser that he's as bad as an entire bag of posers rolled into one, hence a "bag of pose"
No matter what you say, that posebag will agree with it, all tryin to be your friend and shit. Let's see if we can get him to say he loves men.
by EmperorKO February 18, 2003
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adj. so severely, brain-shatteringly awesome that it hits you like a battle axe blow to the FACE
Y'ever seen Con Air? That movie is battleaxe!
by EmperorKO February 18, 2003
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n. The best possible hand in a game of Omaha Hi/Lo, consisting of A-2-3-4-5.

Background: Omaha Hi/Lo is essentially a split-pot variation of Texas holdem (the rules of play differ slightly, but are of no consquence to this definition). Both the player with the highest hand and the player with the lowest hand share the pot. A low hand must have no pairs, but straights do not count against the low. Therefore, the Wheel will often win both the high and low pots.
Jones thought he had me beat on that hand until I threw down the Wheel and took all his money.
by EmperorKO August 28, 2004
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1. n. That last annoying drop of cum or piss that drips from your dick (or out of your twat) when you think you're all cleaned up
2. v. To drip, as in the dripping of #1
3. v. To melt, as girls do, when you say something cute to them; usually involves giggles and big smiles
1. When I yanked my dick out and rolled off the bitch, she got squidge all over the bed.
2. I finished at the urinal, zipped up and squidged all over my underwear. Dammit!
3. I told my woman I loved her as big as the sky, and she squidged.
by EmperorKO February 16, 2003
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