2 definitions by ilikeherbutshehasboyfriend
The Yason is a species of human that spends an entire day learning to play the guitar and masturbating when a university assignment is due. The Yason is also a virgin. The Yason is a dumb species.
Jessie: Yo Mr White, you remember the yason we came across in ABQ last week?
Walt: Yes Jessie...he never applied himself. He had so much potential *sighs*.
Walt: Yes Jessie...he never applied himself. He had so much potential *sighs*.
by ilikeherbutshehasboyfriend May 02, 2019
A day which consists of eating pesto pasta, watching youtube and playing fortnite. The intention is to be productive and work but realistically, it never happens. People who indulge in jason days are usually greek or have greek connections (i.e. a greek house mate)
Luke: Hi Jack, what is your plan for the day?
Jack: Alright Luke, probably going to have a jason day I haven't had pesto in a while.
Jack: Alright Luke, probably going to have a jason day I haven't had pesto in a while.
by ilikeherbutshehasboyfriend March 12, 2018

