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Complete Perfection. These little girls flourish into astonishing women who have the ability to say what they mean, and do what they say.
I'm going to hit the lottery because I'm a Yalonda.....10 days later...LOTTERY WINNER!
Yalonda by Empress13 January 12, 2008

dirty yalonda 

The nastiest dirty bitch you could ever think of. Uses razor wire gloves to fist unsuspecting victims, then licks their blood and faeces off the razor wire whilst frantically fingering herself and watching midget porn
That bitch pulled a dirty Yalonda on Dave, had to take him to the ER with a prolapsed ass hole
dirty yalonda by BigNarstie June 2, 2020

yalonniegender pride 

Yalonniegender pride is when you change your original gender or you like the same gender
“What are you?”
“I’m yalonniegender pride.”
for real?? me too.”