yagle

Lazing on a scale of debauchery that exceeds imagination with the sole intent of espousing unbridled sloth.

I was blown away by his audacity when he said, "I am yagling all the time." That explained his aloof approach to anything productive in his life.

Yagle is a lifestyle. It is habit. And it is sin. So guard your hearts against indolence for it is the slippiest of all slopes.

by evanthebear September 16, 2019

that whole Yale thing

The state of being a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine, as described by yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What "whole Yale thing"?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

by Siesmic Dan August 5, 2011

Yale Michigan

A small town full of hillbilly’s. Blink once and you’ll miss the shit town. Full of diesel trucks and tractors. Mostly farmers. Perfect environment for redneck truck drivers!

Yale Michigan makes me depressed.

by Fuckyalemichigan June 15, 2019

yaggle

V. to actively pursue a fun schedule with the aid of technology

"You've been working on that stupid doctoral thesis for months now, you need to yaggle it up"

by Leathaul March 23, 2013

Yale Mary

The act of applying to a prestigious university with a low acceptance rate (such as Harvard or Yale) without additionally applying to a designated "safety school" or having a back-up plan in case the chosen school does not accept the applicant-- similarly to the Hail Mary play in football.

"So what schools are you applying to?"
- "Just Princeton, yolo man..."
"What about your safety school man, that place has like a 10% acceptance rate!"
- "Nah man, I'm pulling a Yale Mary!"

by Letsmovetocanada November 20, 2013

The Yale Scale

An all-inclusive hotness rating scale for females. It is a three-digit number, the first digit a 1-10 rating of the female's face, the second digit a 1/0 indication of whether or not you would tap that (1 being yes and 0 being no), and the third digit a 1-10 rating of the female's body.

*whistles* Wow, I'd say she's a 6-1-8 on The Yale Scale.

Really? I am not impressed. I think she's more of a 4-0-5.

by NZCDCeleb July 10, 2011

Yaoleif

A postmodern abstract concept whose definition is entirely context dependent.

"Remember that time when i saw you at the supermarket? That was so yaoleif!"

"She told me likes to go to the beach. How yaoleif!"

"Sorry, I don't date yaoleifs."

by Pepe-Ramón September 14, 2007