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One of the better known ISP’s around the internet for hosting such controversial sites as hektik.org and even lesser known sites such as maddox.XMission.com. They are well known for setting standards and being available 24-7, tackling political issues, and being fun to drink with.

I got tired of being made fun of for using ISP's like Qwerst and AO-Hell so I switched to XMission and now I can get a girl friend.

xmission by User420 March 15, 2005

Words you can keep

maddox.xmission.com

A website by a person who states his true feelings about society and opinions on his personal website, no matter what. He however does this in free time, and HAS been on national television twice. I commend him for questioning the fabric of society while staying awsome and raw.

Maddox Owns You. and the segway.

maddox.xmission.com by Muffin Man February 6, 2004

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maddox.xmission.com

A mighty good web site. He puts the "irate" in "pirate".

So many dumbasses fell for the April Fools joke.

Maddox the Pirate's real name is George.

maddox.xmission.com by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

maddox.xmission.com

Kickass site owned by Maddox, who does not only state that most of the stuff on his site not be taken litteraly, but that he does it on his free time. He also has the guts to show his face (via Che' picture) and does he care? No. People that call him an asshat, Here is a little fact for you: No one cares. See Kickass Or L33t

Maddox Owns you all.

maddox.xmission.com by Daniel Gilbert November 24, 2003

Maddox.xmission.com

See Maddox to find out what his page is about. Or, just go to thebestpageintheuniverse.com or Maddox.xmission.com.

Maddox has the most kickass page in the Universe. Just check out his website. WARNING: If you are a major pussy and can't handle people making fun of things you like, don't go there and then send Maddox hatemail, because he doesn't give a shit about what you have to say.

Maddox.xmission.com by I AM Canadian August 5, 2004

maddox.xmission.com

"The Best Page in the Universe." Run by Maddox the Pirate.

I especially like his articles on X-Box and Contra 3.

maddox.xmission.com by Bastardized Bottomburp December 13, 2003

maddox.xmission.com

THE BEST PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE. Maddox reigneth as king!

maddox.xmission.com is the best page in the universe.

maddox.xmission.com by Mongo March 27, 2005

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026