Top definition
A website by a person who states his true feelings about society and opinions on his personal website, no matter what. He however does this in free time, and HAS been on national television twice. I commend him for questioning the fabric of society while staying awsome and raw.
Maddox Owns You. and the segway.
by Muffin Man February 06, 2004
Get the merch
Get the maddox.xmission.com neck gaiter and mug.
Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
Get the merch
Get the onosecond neck gaiter and mug.
2
A mighty good web site. He puts the "irate" in "pirate".

So many dumbasses fell for the April Fools joke.
Maddox the Pirate's real name is George.
by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004
Get the merch
Get the maddox.xmission.com neck gaiter and mug.
3
Kickass site owned by Maddox, who does not only state that most of the stuff on his site not be taken litteraly, but that he does it on his free time. He also has the guts to show his face (via Che' picture) and does he care? No. People that call him an asshat, Here is a little fact for you: No one cares. See Kickass Or L33t
Maddox Owns you all.
by Daniel Gilbert November 24, 2003
Get the mug
Get a maddox.xmission.com mug for your fish Georges.
4
See Maddox to find out what his page is about. Or, just go to thebestpageintheuniverse.com or Maddox.xmission.com.
Maddox has the most kickass page in the Universe. Just check out his website. WARNING: If you are a major pussy and can't handle people making fun of things you like, don't go there and then send Maddox hatemail, because he doesn't give a shit about what you have to say.
by I AM Canadian August 05, 2004
Get the mug
Get a Maddox.xmission.com mug for your boyfriend Manley.