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Xenutarian 

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A devotee of the galactic overlord Xenu. Xenutarians believe that enlightenment can be achieved by encouraging and sustaining the attachment of vast numbers of body thetans to our bodies. Xenu created body thetans by using hydrogen bombs to liberate spirits from their limited physical forms, allowing them to attain higher levels of spiritual existence. Xenu then imparted his vast wisdom to the body thetans through colossal 3D movies. When body thetans are attached to our bodies, they share the wisdom of Xenu with us so that we can attain enlightenment.

Xenutarians believe that Scientologists have been sadly deceived by a corrupted version of the true story of Xenu.
Xenutarian 1: "Why can't those Scientologists think for themselves?"
Xenutarian 2: "Sadly they have disconnected themselves from the wisdom of Xenu by removing their body thetans. Without body thetans, they are susceptible to cult indoctrination."
Xenutarian by xenuphile February 18, 2022
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xenu

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A Scientologist deity - an intergalactic tyrant trapped in an everlasting force-field - and an excellent imaginary scapegoat. Scientologists blame him for all our problems, and you should too.
Teacher: Jimmy, you failed your math test.
Jimmy: (pointing at sky) Damn you, Xenu!!
xenu by supaDISC August 2, 2005

Xenu

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Xenu is the one that $cient0l0gists fear and hate most. They claim that he is the cause of everything bad in the world because he nuked a bunch of people in an Earth volcano, then trapped the souls of everyone he nuked with sticky fly paper-like material, then made all the souls watch a 3D movie and finally released them back on to earth where they go around attaching themselves to humans causing them pain. $cient0l0gy makes their money by brain washing people into believing this crap and having themselves "audited" of these spirits which are called "thetans". $cient0l0gists also believe that eating asparagus will prevent thetans from infecting you.

Xenu is also the one who will provide all the Wogs with mecha to destroy $cient0l0gy!

more information: www.xenu.net
I am an agent of Xenu.
XENU!!! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Man, I can't wait for Xenu to give us our mecha so we can destroy that fucked up cult!
Xenu by Klipper February 23, 2005

Xenoblade 

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The holy grail of modern RPGs today, a true revival of the JRPG, and the reason for gamers to dust off their Nintendo Wii. The only relation this game has to the similarly named Xenogears and Xenosaga is the fact that they were all created by Tetsuya Takahashi. Unlike those games, however, Xenoblade boasts one of the largest open worlds this side of Skyrim. In addition, it has an epic battle system, fantastic art direction, a story that (for the most part) doesn't play into traditional JRPG tropes, and beautiful music.

While graphics whores, Call of Duty addicts and console fanboys have denigrated this game due to the simple fact that it's a JRPG on the Wii, almost everyone else has given it well-deserved praise.
Fanboy 1: The Wii's on its last legs, and it's always sucked!
Fanboy 2: Meh, this game looks like JRPG garbage.
Fanboy 3: Those graphics are shit!
Me: *shows fanboys a review of the game*
Fanboys: Ah...that actually looks really, really good...
Me: Wow, Xenoblade has really been turning fanboys across the spectrum into converts.
Xenoblade by ididntknowthat July 10, 2012

Xenoblade Chronicles 2 

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A non-traditional rpg for the Switch that went largely unnoticed until Pyra and Mythra’s inclusion in Smash. Nintendo took the first game and tried to use hot anime girls in minimal clothing to appeal to more of an audience.
Shulk: I’m Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles! My sword let’s me see the future!
Rex: I’m Rex from Xenoblade Chronicles 2! My sword let’s me see the future AND is my girlfriend!
Shulk:

Xenoblade Chronicles 

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An underrated JRPG on the Wii, New Nintendo 3ds, and Nintendo Switch. Known for its great story and themes, the blone anime swordie in Smash Bros who can see the future for some random reason, and that one random furball named Riki who's a meme
Btw Reyn is a character in that game, know for his quote "its reyn time!"
"It's Reyn time to play Xenoblade Chronicles!"
"No one knows what Xenoblade Chronicles is; its pretty good tho"
Xenoblade Chronicles by GeoZ1234 December 18, 2020
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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