by goshdangitmark March 02, 2022

The illegal form of a straw that will definitely destroy the earth as opposed to carbon emissions and factory pollution. Don’t inform Starbucks that you’re using one.
by goshdangitmark March 02, 2022

An item in Xenoblade Chronicles 2 that lets you get new blades. Spend all of yours in hopes of getting a rare blade, only to get all commons.
by goshdangitmark March 02, 2022

by goshdangitmark March 02, 2022

A non-traditional rpg for the Switch that went largely unnoticed until Pyra and Mythra’s inclusion in Smash. Nintendo took the first game and tried to use hot anime girls in minimal clothing to appeal to more of an audience.
Shulk: I’m Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles! My sword let’s me see the future!
Rex: I’m Rex from Xenoblade Chronicles 2! My sword let’s me see the future AND is my girlfriend!
Shulk:
Rex: I’m Rex from Xenoblade Chronicles 2! My sword let’s me see the future AND is my girlfriend!
Shulk:
by goshdangitmark March 02, 2022

The main protagonist of Xenoblade Chronicles 2. Your typical dumb, oblivious dork that shouts cringey battle cries and manages to get all of the girls without realizing he’s gotten all of the girls.
by goshdangitmark March 02, 2022

James: I used Duolingo to learn to fluently speak and read Japanese!
Jessie: I think Pikachu knocked you on the head a little too hard.
Jessie: I think Pikachu knocked you on the head a little too hard.
by goshdangitmark March 02, 2022
