Definitions by goshdangitmark

insightful 

Used to describe something anything but.

Bede: What kind of Pokémon did you get?
Hop: A cool one!
Bede: Insightful.

insightful by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022

Xenoblade Chronicles 2 

A non-traditional rpg for the Switch that went largely unnoticed until Pyra and Mythra’s inclusion in Smash. Nintendo took the first game and tried to use hot anime girls in minimal clothing to appeal to more of an audience.

Shulk: I’m Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles! My sword let’s me see the future!
Rex: I’m Rex from Xenoblade Chronicles 2! My sword let’s me see the future AND is my girlfriend!
Shulk:

Xenoblade Chronicles 2 by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022

Rex 

The main protagonist of Xenoblade Chronicles 2. Your typical dumb, oblivious dork that shouts cringey battle cries and manages to get all of the girls without realizing he’s gotten all of the girls.

Nia: I love you, Rex.
Rex: I love you… AND ALL OF YOU GUYS!

Rex by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022

core crystal 

An item in Xenoblade Chronicles 2 that lets you get new blades. Spend all of yours in hopes of getting a rare blade, only to get all commons.

Rex: Wow! It only took 204 core crystals, but I finally got a rare blade!

core crystal by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022

plastic straw 

The illegal form of a straw that will definitely destroy the earth as opposed to carbon emissions and factory pollution. Don’t inform Starbucks that you’re using one.

David: Can I get a plastic straw?
Employee:

plastic straw by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022

Duolingo 

An app for language learning. It’s good at teaching you Spanish, but sucks at any other language.

James: I used Duolingo to learn to fluently speak and read Japanese!
Jessie: I think Pikachu knocked you on the head a little too hard.

Duolingo by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022

geometry 

A useless subject designed to prepare you for an even more useless subject, trigonometry.

Clara: I love geometry!
Robin: …what.

geometry by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022