Xenu is the one that $cient0l0gists fear and hate most. They claim that he is the cause of everything bad in the world because he nuked a bunch of people in an Earth volcano, then trapped the souls of everyone he nuked with sticky fly paper-like material, then made all the souls watch a 3D movie and finally released them back on to earth where they go around attaching themselves to humans causing them pain. $cient0l0gy makes their money by brain washing people into believing this crap and having themselves "audited" of these spirits which are called "thetans". $cient0l0gists also believe that eating asparagus will prevent thetans from infecting you.
Xenu is also the one who will provide all the Wogs with mecha to destroy $cient0l0gy!
more information: www.xenu.net
Xenu is also the one who will provide all the Wogs with mecha to destroy $cient0l0gy!
more information: www.xenu.net
I am an agent of Xenu.
XENU!!! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Man, I can't wait for Xenu to give us our mecha so we can destroy that fucked up cult!
XENU!!! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Man, I can't wait for Xenu to give us our mecha so we can destroy that fucked up cult!
by Klipper February 23, 2005
The evil galactic overlord who nuked our souls 95,000,000 years ago on Hawaii - Scientologist's version of god.
by Xenu April 22, 2003
Scientology gay: Dude, my mom died while reading Thetan 3 about Xenu
Normal guy : Go masturbate on pictures of Tom Cruise
Normal guy : Go masturbate on pictures of Tom Cruise
by Fap on scientology October 31, 2008
$cientologists' version of god, he made his prisoners watch movies, sort of an intergalactic MST3K, which are now the world's religions. Then he nuked the world 95,000,000 years ago. (Source: Operating Thetan-III, the part of their religion $cientologists don't want you to read.)
by null set July 29, 2003
by earthling March 25, 2021
Tom Cruise awakens in 2185 aboard a Scientology space station that is under attack. After Tom Cruise aids the Scientology space station, Tom Cruise is granted an audience with L.Ron Hubbard, who explains that Tom Cruise was revived and 'upgraded' in return for his aid combating a new threat. Human colonies have been attacked, and their colonists have gone missing. L.Ron Hubbard believes this is the work of Tom Cruise's old enemy, Xenu, an Evil Space-Lord that periodically harvests the galaxy once galactic civilization reaches a certain point. Tom Cruise and his team investigate a recently attacked colony and discover that the mysterious insect-like Collectors were behind the attack and are responsible for abductions at other human colonies. L.Ron Hubbard places Tom Cruise in command of the DC-8 SR-2, modeled after the original. With L.Ron Hubbard's guidance, Tom Cruise recruits a team for what is assumed to be a suicide mission.
After traveling through the Omega-4 relay, Tom Cruise fights his way to the core of the Collector space station and discovers the Collectors have been constructing a new Space-Lord, made from the genetic material of the abducted humans and fused with the advanced technology of the Evil Space-Lord Xenu. EDI suggests this is how all Space-Lords reproduce. Tom Cruise targets the weak points of the machine, which is in the early stages of construction, and it collapses.
L.Ron Hubbard suggests the team keep the station intact to allow research on its technology, insisting that any garnered information will be valuable in the coming war against the Evil Space-Lord Xenu. Tom Cruise uses a Thetan pulse to kill the Collectors and allows Scientology to take control of the station. After Tom Cruise and his team destroy the Evil Space-Lord, the surviving squad members escape to the DC-8 SR-2. The DC-8 SR-2 undergoes repairs following the mission; Isaac Hayes acquires schematics of a Evil Space-Lord from the Collector General after he is released from Evil Space-Lord Xenu's control as a final act of defiance against the Evil Space-Lord as the station is eradicated of all life forms from a Thetan charge. Evil Space-Lord Xenu and the rest of the Space-Lords awaken from hibernation and begin emerging from dark space and start their long journey towards the Milky Way, setting the stage for OT IX.
L.Ron Hubbard suggests the team keep the station intact to allow research on its technology, insisting that any garnered information will be valuable in the coming war against the Evil Space-Lord Xenu. Tom Cruise uses a Thetan pulse to kill the Collectors and allows Scientology to take control of the station. After Tom Cruise and his team destroy the Evil Space-Lord, the surviving squad members escape to the DC-8 SR-2. The DC-8 SR-2 undergoes repairs following the mission; Isaac Hayes acquires schematics of a Evil Space-Lord from the Collector General after he is released from Evil Space-Lord Xenu's control as a final act of defiance against the Evil Space-Lord as the station is eradicated of all life forms from a Thetan charge. Evil Space-Lord Xenu and the rest of the Space-Lords awaken from hibernation and begin emerging from dark space and start their long journey towards the Milky Way, setting the stage for OT IX.
by superadventurerchef March 27, 2010
When you display a large forehead / Get a haircut which emphasises how large you're forehead is.
A forehead which resembles an alien's forehead.
A forehead which resembles an alien's forehead.
by John McDermit April 08, 2012