A condition generally associated with celebrities and the ridiculously wealthy.

Not to be confused with xenOphobia (a fear of things which are strange or foreign, or the fear of aliens), XenUphobia is a fear one PARTICULAR alien, by the name of Xenu.

Altough Xenuphobia is often believed to be caused by a severe lack of common sense combined with mild to severe insanity, it is actually caused by belief in Scientology, a religion created by L. Ron Hubbard, who must therefore be considered the most clever man of the 20th Century.

Persons suffering from Xenuphobia are more commonly referred to as Scientologists.

A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.

1. Fear of all things scientology

2. Fear of false prophets