Xenuphobia 

A condition generally associated with celebrities and the ridiculously wealthy.

Not to be confused with xenOphobia (a fear of things which are strange or foreign, or the fear of aliens), XenUphobia is a fear one PARTICULAR alien, by the name of Xenu.

Altough Xenuphobia is often believed to be caused by a severe lack of common sense combined with mild to severe insanity, it is actually caused by belief in Scientology, a religion created by L. Ron Hubbard, who must therefore be considered the most clever man of the 20th Century.

Persons suffering from Xenuphobia are more commonly referred to as Scientologists.

Tom Cruise has the most serious case of Xenuphobia I have seen in my entire career.

Xenuphobia kills both brain cells and bank accounts. Friends don't let friends become Scientologists.

Xenuphobia by IRONSWORD1 July 24, 2008

Xenuphobia 

1. Fear of all things scientology

2. Fear of false prophets

xenuphobia kicks a**
-sean

Xenuphobia by sean March 2, 2008

Racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, xenophobic 

Common political buzzwords people use to describe those that they hate.

If you think those aren't the correct words to my sentence then you're racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, xenophobic, and antisemitic, and you have no place in the world other than the fact that you should unironically kill yourself.

Racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, xenophobic by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023

Xenaphobia

The fear of being accosted by a large Amazon warrior-woman. Not to be confused with xenophobia, which is the fear that non-white people from a foreign country will waste use all the community resources before you get a chance to do so.

My xenaphobia kicked in when I attended the drag show and was accosted by a 6 foot tall woman dressed as 90s Madonna.

Xenaphobia by Mistypilgrim June 27, 2011

xenophobiaphobia 

The phobia of xenophobia

After witnessing all the xenophobic violence in South Africa, I now have xenophobiaphobia.

xenophobiaphobia by uZofa April 15, 2015

xenaphobia

fear of warrior princesses

jon is afraid to watch xena because of his heightened case of xenaphobia

xenaphobia by farturohaha October 18, 2007

Genuphobia 

The fear of knees, specifically the fear of seeing uncovered knees in person, or even on film. People with this phobia may be afraid of all knees, only there own, or only others.

P1: Dude! Get your wrinkly old knees away from me they’re freaking me out man!
P2: Ha! Seriously man? Your afraid of my knees?
P1: Yeah man! It’s an actually condition called genuphobia, which I have! Now will you put on some longer shorts?

Genuphobia by JustaAlien January 27, 2022