UPSA

Acronym meaning "United Police States of Amerika"

Often used in place of the standard "USA" or "US", to make refference to Amerika's authoritarianism.
Last night, 2 people were arrested for banging drums, and 5 people ticketed for honking car horns at a protest. Only in the UPSA!
by Klipper August 23, 2005
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caffoon

One who is addicted to coffee and other caffeinated products.
Last night, I had 4 cups of Zapatista coffee. Then a piece of Jolt gum to freshen the breath. This morning, before going to work, I showered with Shower Shock caffeinated soap. On my way to work, I drank a bottle of Bawls.

I am caffoon, and this is my manifesto.
by Klipper August 23, 2005
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Xenu

Xenu is the one that $cient0l0gists fear and hate most. They claim that he is the cause of everything bad in the world because he nuked a bunch of people in an Earth volcano, then trapped the souls of everyone he nuked with sticky fly paper-like material, then made all the souls watch a 3D movie and finally released them back on to earth where they go around attaching themselves to humans causing them pain. $cient0l0gy makes their money by brain washing people into believing this crap and having themselves "audited" of these spirits which are called "thetans". $cient0l0gists also believe that eating asparagus will prevent thetans from infecting you.

Xenu is also the one who will provide all the Wogs with mecha to destroy $cient0l0gy!

more information: www.xenu.net
I am an agent of Xenu.
XENU!!! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Man, I can't wait for Xenu to give us our mecha so we can destroy that fucked up cult!
by Klipper February 23, 2005
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