wytch

Alternate spelling for "witch". Generally used by the same crowd that prefers "magyk" to "magic"

"The wykked wytch weaved strange magyks around herself like a shroud of flame"

"The wyrd wytch Esmerelder Weatherwaxe"

by Toaga_Het_Wasai April 6, 2017

wytch

1. a male practitioner of witchcraft, the male counterpart of a witch.

betty is a witch, alex is a wytch.

by chaotic-dude September 29, 2012

watchmojo

This word describes when you have lost all creativity and used up every idea ever, but need to keep producing content. In essence, any work you do becomes quantity over quality.

Person 1: "Shit! I've ran out of things to write about in my book. What do I do?"
Person 2: "Well, it seems like you've watchmojo'd yourself."

by Notpokemonash May 13, 2016

Watcher

A small child with an ipad or other similar device.

"I can't deal with being a parent for 5 minutes little Jonny, so go watch this dumb youtube video with your watcher brother for 10 hours"

by Yorkmeanspuke May 30, 2019

how to spot a witch

A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out

1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles

4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy

7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet

9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print

11) Pointy nose

12) Skinny

Follow these simply rules of how to spot a witch 🧙 ♀️

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Watch Lost

Masturbate vigorously

"I must Watch Lost."

"Nothing better than an episode or two of Lost before bed!"

by cheesy454 January 7, 2022

What the fuck did i just watch

When you accidentally watched something you shouldn't watch, or watched something with non-interesting content

Person: *clicks on random camouflaged porn website*
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch

by zycone August 8, 2019