wudnt 

shortened version of 'would not'. commonly used in IM.

i wudnt kno wer 2 start..... ;)

wudnt by ellemental February 9, 2008

wudnt hav  

Would not have

Wudnt hav guessed IT in a million google searches.

wudnt hav by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

wunted

To be hammered out of your mind; extremely drunk; to make a fool out of yourself when drunk

He was so wunted he asked each girl passing by if they wanted to fuck on the street

wunted by lackaday May 13, 2011

Pete Wuntz 

A cartoon parody of Pete Wentz, the bassist of Fall Out Boy, on Twitter. Pete Wuntz is the baessist of Full Owt Boi, which is also another cartoon parody account for Fall Out Boy on Twitter. He (or she) is known to be emu instead of emo. The account is based off of Pete Wentz back in 2007 when he was still sporting his emo look. The account was established on August 27th, 2013. Since the account was made, it became popular with many bandoms across Twitter and cartoon parody accounts for the rest of the members of Fall Out Boy and other bands/band members were made.

"Have you ever heard of Pete Wuntz?"
"From Fall Out Boy?"
"No, Full Owt Boi. He/she's pretty big among emo bandoms on Twitter."
"OH! The account with the cartoon avatar and tweets that you could barely understand?!"
"Yeah, that one..."
"OH RIGHT!!! I FOLLOW THEM! AND I'M PART OF THEIR EMU ARMY! HELL YEAH! EMUS 4 LYFE!"
"YEAAAAAH!"

Pete Wuntz by krissyy_elyse September 13, 2014

Wuntit 

noun. How a Yorkshireman refers to his post operative wife after having one of her breasts removed and right before she kicks him in the nuts and files for a divorce.

John: Ehup wuntit, wheres me tea?
Julia: Aunt Bessie has two tits ask her you twunt!

Wuntit by Anticlan June 18, 2011

wudn't me 

The absolute denialism required to survive in the COVID post-exposure social dynamic; just lie yer fuckin' ass off.

So, when did you test POSITIVE for COVID and when did you FIRST have symptoms and when did you FIRST begin quarantine?
Ummm, wudn't me.

wudn't me by YAWA February 22, 2021

Cunty wunty 

An adjective describing the pompous personalty type that frequents a many trendy locales.

An annoying hipster.

"Zachary's new retro tennis shoes are proof that he really is the cunty wunty ass-hammer that I always suspected him to be."

Cunty wunty by Rick Smallpox December 2, 2013