A highly uncommon species known to the human as someone who operates motored vehicles with a quick and precise passion.
Wow, did you see that Hav chirp fourth gear and take that corner at 70 mph? or Look at the guy operating that motorcycle...he must be a Hav.
by FranzAnthony January 30, 2007
Me: Goddamn! I'd fuck her, him, them. Sh1t, I'd fuck YOU!
Ali: Calm the fuck down, quit being such a HAV.
Ali: Calm the fuck down, quit being such a HAV.
by eventhoughimdepressed April 4, 2021
When a girl is so orange (from use of foundation and self tanning products) that she could be mistaken for a piece of zesty fruit.
"You're a Vitamin C(hav)!"
"Whaaaaat?"
"Eugh, you're so orange that shagging you would count as one of my 5-a-day..."
"Whaaaaat?"
"Eugh, you're so orange that shagging you would count as one of my 5-a-day..."
by Prettyylime April 23, 2010