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Wordability 

Being able to create a new word and having the skill to place it in casual conversation, without anyone else noticing that its not really a word.
Jim has great wordability. He called his best bud "triawesome" and nobody questioned it.
Wordability by Private Eyeball October 16, 2009

Porkability Quotient 

A score out of 100 which rates how porkable a hot babe is.
Ms NinjaFan has a PQ of about 85.
Porkability Quotient by Ms NinjaFan November 5, 2003

Wobbability

The amount of movement in a custard tart
That custard tart ha 9/10 wobbability
Wobbability by ENRTEAM October 31, 2018

wootability 

A shitty little GameFAQs-spinoff site with a userbase nearly entirely from GameFAQs. Despite these two facts, the entirety of the userbase goes completely batshit whenever GameFAQs is mentioned. Go figure.

Characterized by 5 groups of users:

The Druggies - they do durgs liek omigosh, pay attention to them for it!
The Weeaboos - how dare they like places that aren't America!
The Niggers and Foreigners - self-explanatory
The Atheists - note: they are all 12
The Women - they have vaginas

Each of these groups is at one point the designated site punching bag, cycling every couple of months or so.

A universal punching bag, however, is the site administrator Padgoi, who has completely rehauled the forum over 9000 times in a futile effort to attract more users so someday he can sell off the site for an extraordinary amount of tacos.

At the time of this writing he is in an exceptionally jewwy mood, warning people left and right for borderline posts just because he's a psycho control freak. Note that this is, in the long run, harmless, because no one stays banned from Woot for over 2 weeks anyway (take it from someone who just got off their 3rd ban and will likely earn their 4th just for this little UD entry).
tl;dr = Wootability is mostly annoying, but if you're the right kind of person for it you wouldn't choose any other forum over it.
wootability by SnowyTechno December 9, 2008

workality 

the personality of a person at work. Can be extremely different than the normal personality.
"Jane's workality is way different than her personality"
workality by RockinBassist December 30, 2008

Wootability Factor 

Scale used to rate a person, place, or thing.

Usually using a higher score than the set limit.
I give you a Wootability Factor of 10..... out of 5.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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