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wootability 

A shitty little GameFAQs-spinoff site with a userbase nearly entirely from GameFAQs. Despite these two facts, the entirety of the userbase goes completely batshit whenever GameFAQs is mentioned. Go figure.

Characterized by 5 groups of users:

The Druggies - they do durgs liek omigosh, pay attention to them for it!
The Weeaboos - how dare they like places that aren't America!
The Niggers and Foreigners - self-explanatory
The Atheists - note: they are all 12
The Women - they have vaginas

Each of these groups is at one point the designated site punching bag, cycling every couple of months or so.

A universal punching bag, however, is the site administrator Padgoi, who has completely rehauled the forum over 9000 times in a futile effort to attract more users so someday he can sell off the site for an extraordinary amount of tacos.

At the time of this writing he is in an exceptionally jewwy mood, warning people left and right for borderline posts just because he's a psycho control freak. Note that this is, in the long run, harmless, because no one stays banned from Woot for over 2 weeks anyway (take it from someone who just got off their 3rd ban and will likely earn their 4th just for this little UD entry).
tl;dr = Wootability is mostly annoying, but if you're the right kind of person for it you wouldn't choose any other forum over it.
wootability by SnowyTechno December 9, 2008

wootability 

The Wootability Website was originally created by Padgoi as a ratings scale for Gamefaqs users who posted often at the Current Events (CE) forum. As the ratings list continued to grow, the time it took to update the ratings increased substantially, thus Padgoi discontinued the ratings. It was then that the topic Archives came about. The Archives house classic topics from the CE board that users submit for approval. The Archives are still very much active and submissions are always being accepted.

The main focal point of the site is now the Forums, which continue to grow on a daily basis. With over 400+ members, the forums maintain a lenient standard of posting, with moderations kept at a minimum. Registered forum members enjoy added benefits, such as the ability to play Chess, access to the Wootwiki, Scribble Pad access, and specialized (and entertaining o_0) forums. Be sure to check them out and register!
www.wootability.com - Main Page
www.wootability.com/phpBB2/index.php - Boards
www.GameFAQsArchives.com - GameFAQs Classic Topics Archives
wootability by Padgoi August 24, 2006

Wootability Factor 

Scale used to rate a person, place, or thing.

Usually using a higher score than the set limit.
I give you a Wootability Factor of 10..... out of 5.

Wordability 

Being able to create a new word and having the skill to place it in casual conversation, without anyone else noticing that its not really a word.
Jim has great wordability. He called his best bud "triawesome" and nobody questioned it.
Wordability by Private Eyeball October 16, 2009

Wobbability

The amount of movement in a custard tart
That custard tart ha 9/10 wobbability
Wobbability by ENRTEAM October 31, 2018

Rootability 

The ability of a mobile phone software to be rooted, or hacked, but the developer community.
The HTC EVO doesn't have the same rootability as the HTC Incredible.
Rootability by somohapian August 11, 2010

workability 

A term to measure if something works well or not.
Ex: "How is the workability of that new smartphone?"
workability by fermattei October 1, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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