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wopperjawed 

(adj)-redneck for "messed up" or askew.

Just off kilter in some way.
Man Glennbob, my car's been all sorts of wopperjawed since i drove through that river. Just ain't runnin right!
wopperjawed by oBoSoB March 22, 2011

whopperjoggle 

When something turns out "jacked up" or somehow incorrect.
"I don't seem to have the same font style you used, and as a result, things look whopperjoggled when I print it, convert it to a PDF, or view it!"

"Don't whopperjoggle around with me!"

womperjog 

Out of allignment, just not right, all messed up and backwards.
I woke up and my ahir was all womperjogged. They robbed my house and all my stuff is womperjogged.
womperjog by Erin C October 22, 2003

wopperjogged

Your teeth are wopperjogged. Do you need braces?
wopperjogged by Wopperjogged August 23, 2017

Whopperjobbed 

Messed up, tangled, snarled
Did you just wake up from a nap? Your clothing is whopperjobbed.
When the heel of your sock doesn't line up where your heel is, the sock is whopperjobbed.
When you your shirt is off by a button, whopperjobbed.
Whopperjobbed by PartyOfFive August 26, 2013

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026