wopperjod 

Crooked. Misaligned or uneven. Askew. Also spelled whopperjawed.

That rabbit is wopperjod.

wopperjod by carlgrubenierre June 5, 2010

wopperjawed 

(adj)-redneck for "messed up" or askew.

Just off kilter in some way.

Man Glennbob, my car's been all sorts of wopperjawed since i drove through that river. Just ain't runnin right!

wopperjawed by oBoSoB March 22, 2011

whopperjoggle 

When something turns out "jacked up" or somehow incorrect.

"I don't seem to have the same font style you used, and as a result, things look whopperjoggled when I print it, convert it to a PDF, or view it!"

"Don't whopperjoggle around with me!"

whopperjoggle by ClericalStudentBitchSlave February 10, 2010

womperjog 

Out of allignment, just not right, all messed up and backwards.

I woke up and my ahir was all womperjogged. They robbed my house and all my stuff is womperjogged.

womperjog by Erin C October 22, 2003

wopperjogged

Something that is skewed or a hot mess

Your teeth are wopperjogged. Do you need braces?

wopperjogged by Wopperjogged August 23, 2017

Whopperjobbed 

Messed up, tangled, snarled

Did you just wake up from a nap? Your clothing is whopperjobbed.
When the heel of your sock doesn't line up where your heel is, the sock is whopperjobbed.
When you your shirt is off by a button, whopperjobbed.

Whopperjobbed by PartyOfFive August 26, 2013