Skewed 

When you punch someone so hard their face become arranged and tilted to one side.

Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed

Skewed by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018

Skewed 

Suddenly change direction or position.

"The car had skewed across the track"

Skewed by Team Blue Fire Phoenix May 18, 2016

Skewed Perspective 

The mindset of viewing things through a new, or skewed, perspective; looking at things from a different angle; the act of not following the crowd.

My life has greatly improved ever since I’ve had a skewed perspective.

Skewed Perspective by kerylteith May 24, 2022

jap skewed 

Farting technique. You have a really great girlfriend who you want to keep, but she keeps feeding you onions which are giving you massive flatulence. Your relationship hasn't developed well enough for you to grout in her presence so........as a massive bubble drops into place you
pull your anus sideways with your index finger commuting your fart from the obvious to an unexplained fffffff noise.

She was a right bobby dazzeler and sod's law I had a massive
shit gas attack, but I 'jap skewed' them all, luckily they were plain flavoured and stenchless so I'm on a promise for Thursday now!

jap skewed by Brucester September 10, 2006

Skeedo 

The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.

Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.

Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.

Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.

Skeedo by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013

stewed fruit 

A replacement for a compliment, insult or neutral.

Compliment -Hey babe you're looking so stewed fruit today

Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit

Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit

stewed fruit by Therealdonnaldtrump September 13, 2017

Skweed 

The southern hick term for weed.

This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.

Y'all, whom's't'd've smoked up the skweed?

Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?

Skweed by A sad rural tennessee resident October 13, 2017