woozd 

unwanted and unsolicited commenting to an initial posting or message.

John: hey Tim, did see my email?
Tim: Yeah, it was funny
Steve: Why did that "other" guy reply back to your message with the 5 page essay?
Tim: Oh man, you got 'woozd'
John: my email didn't need a response...
Steve and Tim: hahaha you got 'woozd'

woozd by tbauge December 25, 2008

catching wood 

getting a boner.

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.

catching wood by coldheart7 October 9, 2009

Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.

Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*

Wooden shield by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 22, 2020

dropping wood 

Losing your hard-on during sex.

While we were making out on the couch, I had a good solid hard-on. But by the time we made it to her bedroom, I dropped wood. I couldn't get my boner back to save my life. My girlfriend said if I didn't quit dropping wood, we were finished.

dropping wood by WordMan1965 April 16, 2014

Mob T-Wood 

A common phrase after a Northwood High School party is shut down by the police. Everyone goes to the T-wood (trailwood) pool to resume their shenanigans.

FUCK. Its rolled. Mob T-Wood.

Mob T-Wood by XXX42069 December 25, 2017

Touch Wood 

It's the British equivilent of saying knock on wood.

Contrary to popular belief it has no relation to touching men's wood.

However it is most commonly said in order to prevent a confident statement from bringing bad luck.

Meaning to hope for the best.

When said most people will touch or knock on wood and some strange people will also knock on their heads!

"I haven't been banned from the group yet, touch wood!"

Touch Wood by LottieRawr September 18, 2017

Wood Clown 

A Carpenter.
See also;
moron
idiot
dumbass
retard

The wood clowns on our job site are pouring concrete today.

Wood Clown by Gary mckay June 16, 2016