Wootton 

Wootton - a surname of men with an inability to perform on chirpses. They may pull, but occasions are rare and women are often under intoxication.
If a Wootton manages to attract a female he almost always blows his chances by trying to talk to them. Pull counts are always low.

Wootton! You ruined another chirpse! Better hand it over to Jasper.

Wootton by Juicy Jasper January 25, 2017

wootton 

minecraft youtuber who makes funny videos

wootton is good bridge player

wootton by wootton simp December 2, 2020

Wootton fish stick 

When one uses a 3 day old, used rubber, inside out, that was left on the floor, under the bed, on a bitch whom he doesn't like. One does this because the cunt he has been fucking without a condom for the past 5 months all of a sudden demands he puts one on just before sex, after she just gave him a B.J. and got him all worked up with a hand job.

I gave that bitch a Wootton fish stick last night. After I put on the old condom, that bitch said, "Is someone cooking fish next door?" It was fucking hilarious!

Wootton fish stick by Adam Wootton November 14, 2007

Jeff Wootton

amazing, super talented guitarist from Manchester who can get along and tour with both Liam Gallagher and Damon Albarn.
Also known for his hair and skinny jeans and huge cock.

Naw, only Jeff can have Jeff Wootton hair.

Jeff Wootton by internetcreeper May 20, 2011

Leek Wootton 

A small village in-between Kenilworth and Warwick. Has a population of around 1200 people in around 400 houses.

Very few businesses, once had a village shop but that closed in 2004. Currently has a Social Club, Pub, Beauty Salon, Recreation Ground, Village Hall, Park and a School.

The school (All Saints CofE VA Primary School) teaches children between the ages of 4 and 11 and has around 120 pupils. It was featured on the CBBC show 'Class Wars' in 2005.

Leek Wootton is also the home of Warwickshire Police HQ.

Wanna go up the leek wootton rec?

Yeh sure, why not...

Leek Wootton by tekkie4lowerschool December 9, 2010

wootron 

A means by which to measure woot. A unit of meausure for woot. A woot criterion. Can refer to either an action or noun.

Dave: Man, that was an uber pwnage game of scrabble.

Tom: Yea, I'd give that about 2 1/2 wootrons!

wootron by Devious Muffin December 6, 2006

Wooton Park 

A place in norfolk where a bunch of fucking scumbags go to shag each other, they are all gay.

For fuck sake fletcher is a wooton park again the gay prick

Wooton Park by big phaz July 15, 2019