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the act of pulling large amount of bitches, and being fully sick.
"god look at sandy wootten!"
"yeah oath bah look at that fountain of bitches springing from his horse meat!"
wootten by james purdy October 15, 2020
Words you can keep
She really had no idea the little guy had such a wootten. It made her pussy cringe.
Wootten by Meech and Rico April 2, 2007
The last name of only the coolest of people
Person 1:Yoo Belle wootten!

Person 2:shes so cool
Wootten by Cool guy Belle September 11, 2020

Victor Wooten 

Greatest bass player ever. One of the finest musicians of all time. Clinician of funk, jazz, classical and just about anything else.
The man has perfected his craft. His music IQ is unparalleled.
Victor Wooten by Ben Gardner April 23, 2005

victor wooten 

The most skilled bass player of all time. But it is debated over whether or not he is the greatest. The same way Jeff Buckley was a more skilled vocalist than Freddie Mercuary but Freddie Mercuary is considered the "greatest" for his creativity and iconic figure.
Victor Wooten is the Michael Jordan of bass guitar.
victor wooten by GavinBobJones November 4, 2006
WOOTEN is a hip word that only the extremely cool people say. If you are bored with the word woot, just say wooten. people like it because it sounds like you are saying party in another language. best said in awkward situations, or when you are fist pumping.
Caroline: yea
Dani: haha
Caroline: yup
Dani: WOOTEN
Caroline: ahahaha WOOTEN! I LIKE THAT!
wooten by Cheesy Wonton May 18, 2011
The word that "special" people use, for they do not understand the concept of the word written.
"You have that wrotten down?"asked Ms. Fralick."No, i don't because wrotten isn't a word." Ms. Fralick is a special person and should not leave the house with out her helmet
wrotten by chris May 13, 2005
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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