3 definitions by Juicy Jasper
Wootton - a surname of men with an inability to perform on chirpses. They may pull, but occasions are rare and women are often under intoxication.
If a Wootton manages to attract a female he almost always blows his chances by trying to talk to them. Pull counts are always low.
If a Wootton manages to attract a female he almost always blows his chances by trying to talk to them. Pull counts are always low.
by Juicy Jasper January 25, 2017
Also a 'meek'. A timid and shy type of girl who you can immediately identify within 5 seconds of conversation or on a superficial glance. Usually a very nice person with nothing extraordinary about them, total friendship material. Will warm up to you a lot if you talk to her instead of her more attractive friends, makes for very secure pull investments with enough time. If multiple slays in a night start with the meek of the group, never go from her friend to the meek always the other way around
'I saw a group of girls and thought it best to start with the meeker.'
'Not again Jasper...'
'Yo bro check out that meek over there'
'Dude she's paralysed...'
'Not again Jasper...'
'Yo bro check out that meek over there'
'Dude she's paralysed...'
by Juicy Jasper September 2, 2018
Coffey - a surname given to your everyday homeslice. Calm, reliable and relatable, Coffey's never pull above a 4.
by Juicy Jasper January 24, 2017