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Wonton Weeb
A particular person who is like dumpling. Warm like a soup and filled with goodness in their hearts. Yet a weeb who enjoys Japanese culture and watches anime and reads manga and or comic books.
Wonton Weeb by Elric July 7, 2023
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wonton winking
A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.
Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!
- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008
wonton poop
The aesthetically pleasing appearance of an anal excrement in which closely resembles a neatly folded wonton noodle.
As I entered the empty stall yesterday, my restless body was suddenly woken by the gorgeously shaped wonton poop resting softly against the porcelain bowl.
wonton poop by asianpeoplemeet.com July 2, 2016
Wonton Soup
Wonton Soup by DeluxeDicty May 18, 2021
Wonton Soup
a alternative pronoun to the word "pussy". Hot delicious pussy that give a scent as strong as a wonton meal from a Chinese restaurant.
"Hop up in my car, then I drop my roof, smell like wonton soup, thats just how I do, then I park my car, then I fuck yo bitch, eat that wonton soup, smell like wonton soup...."
-(Legendary) Lil B "Wonton Soup" song
-(Legendary) Lil B "Wonton Soup" song
Wonton Soup by Keith Styles July 30, 2010
Wonton'd
The new way of saying owned. From the phrase want ownage? which turned into wontown, which led to wonton'd a play on words of the Asian food wonton.
Wonton'd by Triggersoft November 25, 2010
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