wootron

A means by which to measure woot. A unit of meausure for woot. A woot criterion. Can refer to either an action or noun.

Dave: Man, that was an uber pwnage game of scrabble.

Tom: Yea, I'd give that about 2 1/2 wootrons!

by Devious Muffin December 6, 2006

Wooton Park

A place in norfolk where a bunch of fucking scumbags go to shag each other, they are all gay.

For fuck sake fletcher is a wooton park again the gay prick

by big phaz July 15, 2019

WootRoot

A complete douche bag.

Man, that guy is a total WootRoot, #teamdouche!

by w00tr00t March 22, 2010

Jeff Wootton

amazing, super talented guitarist from Manchester who can get along and tour with both Liam Gallagher and Damon Albarn.
Also known for his hair and skinny jeans and huge cock.

Naw, only Jeff can have Jeff Wootton hair.

by internetcreeper May 20, 2011

Wootton

Wootton - a surname of men with an inability to perform on chirpses. They may pull, but occasions are rare and women are often under intoxication.
If a Wootton manages to attract a female he almost always blows his chances by trying to talk to them. Pull counts are always low.

Wootton! You ruined another chirpse! Better hand it over to Jasper.

by Juicy Jasper January 25, 2017

Wootton fish stick

When one uses a 3 day old, used rubber, inside out, that was left on the floor, under the bed, on a bitch whom he doesn't like. One does this because the cunt he has been fucking without a condom for the past 5 months all of a sudden demands he puts one on just before sex, after she just gave him a B.J. and got him all worked up with a hand job.

I gave that bitch a Wootton fish stick last night. After I put on the old condom, that bitch said, "Is someone cooking fish next door?" It was fucking hilarious!

by Adam Wootton November 14, 2007

Wooton

When you want to have a beer but you cant spell, chicks hate you and your penis is short.

Wooton the fuck out of a beer.

by Litch Driftwood August 28, 2020