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Wooton Park 

A place in norfolk where a bunch of fucking scumbags go to shag each other, they are all gay.
For fuck sake fletcher is a wooton park again the gay prick
Wooton Park by big phaz July 15, 2019

WootRoot 

Man, that guy is a total WootRoot, #teamdouche!
WootRoot by w00tr00t March 22, 2010

Jeff Wootton

amazing, super talented guitarist from Manchester who can get along and tour with both Liam Gallagher and Damon Albarn.
Also known for his hair and skinny jeans and huge cock.
Naw, only Jeff can have Jeff Wootton hair.
Wootton - a surname of men with an inability to perform on chirpses. They may pull, but occasions are rare and women are often under intoxication.
If a Wootton manages to attract a female he almost always blows his chances by trying to talk to them. Pull counts are always low.
Wootton! You ruined another chirpse! Better hand it over to Jasper.
Wootton by Juicy Jasper January 25, 2017

Wootton fish stick 

When one uses a 3 day old, used rubber, inside out, that was left on the floor, under the bed, on a bitch whom he doesn't like. One does this because the cunt he has been fucking without a condom for the past 5 months all of a sudden demands he puts one on just before sex, after she just gave him a B.J. and got him all worked up with a hand job.
I gave that bitch a Wootton fish stick last night. After I put on the old condom, that bitch said, "Is someone cooking fish next door?" It was fucking hilarious!
Wootton fish stick by Adam Wootton November 14, 2007
When you want to have a beer but you cant spell, chicks hate you and your penis is short.
Wooton by Litch Driftwood August 28, 2020