amazing, super talented guitarist from Manchester who can get along and tour with both Liam Gallagher and Damon Albarn.
Also known for his hair and skinny jeans and huge cock.
Wootton - a surname of men with an inability to perform on chirpses. They may pull, but occasions are rare and women are often under intoxication.
If a Wootton manages to attract a female he almost always blows his chances by trying to talk to them. Pull counts are always low.
When one uses a 3 day old, used rubber, inside out, that was left on the floor, under the bed, on a bitch whom he doesn't like. One does this because the cunt he has been fucking without a condom for the past 5 months all of a sudden demands he puts one on just before sex, after she just gave him a B.J. and got him all worked up with a hand job.
I gave that bitch a Wootton fish stick last night. After I put on the old condom, that bitch said, "Is someone cooking fish next door?" It was fucking hilarious!