Wooton

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When you want to have a beer but you cant spell, chicks hate you and your penis is short.

Wooton the fuck out of a beer.

Wooton by Litch Driftwood August 28, 2020

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Wooton

A person who thinks hundreds of thousands of people dying is funny. e.g. Japan

Hello My names wooton, im going to hell one day...

Wooton by Sgt Goldfish March 30, 2011

Related Words

Wooton • Wooton Park • felix wooton • Wonton • wooten • wootang • woolong • wootness • Wonton Animal Chin • Wonton-taco

Wooton Park

A place in norfolk where a bunch of fucking scumbags go to shag each other, they are all gay.

For fuck sake fletcher is a wooton park again the gay prick

Wooton Park by big phaz July 15, 2019

felix wooton

a dude that likes to play basketball and he always says bend down girls daddy got his guns

he's a real felix wooton

felix wooton by savage543you March 6, 2017

Wonton Weeb

A particular person who is like dumpling. Warm like a soup and filled with goodness in their hearts. Yet a weeb who enjoys Japanese culture and watches anime and reads manga and or comic books.

1. The woman in comicon was a weeb

2. My freind is a wonton weeb who enjoys going to Comic- Con

Wonton Weeb by Elric July 7, 2023

wonton winking

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.

Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008

wonton poop

The aesthetically pleasing appearance of an anal excrement in which closely resembles a neatly folded wonton noodle.

As I entered the empty stall yesterday, my restless body was suddenly woken by the gorgeously shaped wonton poop resting softly against the porcelain bowl.

wonton poop by asianpeoplemeet.com July 2, 2016

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026