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Wootton - a surname of men with an inability to perform on chirpses. They may pull, but occasions are rare and women are often under intoxication.
If a Wootton manages to attract a female he almost always blows his chances by trying to talk to them. Pull counts are always low.
Wootton! You ruined another chirpse! Better hand it over to Jasper.
by Juicy Jasper January 25, 2017
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