A green, onion-like vegetable that is often found in soups.
The leek gets its name due to its tendency to split open and release fluid when it grows faster than the fibers that make up the plant will allow, which is a direct result of the plants genetic disposition to rapidly absorb as much water as it can find.
"The café has delicious potato-leek souptoday, but they mistakenly called it chowder."
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, cucumbers.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.