woonfer

You’re gooch the area inbetween your plums and your one eyed monster.

If it woonfer that your guts would fall out

by Niamhthelyricist August 7, 2023

Woofer

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.

by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

by Coobage February 11, 2010

Woofer Therapy

The process of playing with or petting a dog when you feel bad or depressed, and you feel better almost instantaneously

I'm having a bad day. I need some woofer therapy to get through

by 77senor77siete77 May 15, 2021

woofermeat

Woofermeat is meat that can be used to feed your woofer. i.e. Songs that have heavy bass lines that can be used to make both you and your sub-woofer feel happy and satisfied.

Woofermeat is woofermeat, if they make more of it, i'll feed my woofer.

by RasTaFaRi-EvrLivin-EvrFaithfu July 27, 2011

Woofer

A GENIUS invention composed basically of a magnet, voice coil, spider, cone and surround used to reproduce loud and deep bass anywhere - anytime.

I gots a a couple 15" woofers in the trunk of my car - dang that's loud!!!

by Bomni February 8, 2005

woofer poofer

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.

"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."

by Becholas September 16, 2017