What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
by Bonanebade September 11, 2016
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A GENIUS invention composed basically of a magnet, voice coil, spider, cone and surround used to reproduce loud and deep bass anywhere - anytime.
I gots a a couple 15" woofers in the trunk of my car - dang that's loud!!!
by Bomni February 8, 2005
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A twitter user who rarely posts on Twitter. A low frequency tweeter.
Wayne is a woofer. He tweets here and there.
by popstafarian April 24, 2009
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Someone who walks around smelling other peoples farts
"Dude, did Marc just go over to Bob's fart and smell it all up??"
"Yeah he's a woofer thats for sure!"
by the wise one from over there December 16, 2019
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Don't fancy yours much!! What a fu***in Woofer!!
by Jamie September 12, 2002
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A word used to describe a medium to large, lower working class family who usually live in a council estate. Their skin is green (as they cannot afford, or be bothered to wash) and are usually seen riding a stolen bike or pushing a buggy, whilst holding a bottle of White Storm and inhaling a Windsor Blue cigarette. This kind of family is regularly featured on the Jeremy Kyle Show. Woofers are closely linked to White Trash.
"Hey Sharice. Have you seen that family who just moved in accross the street? They're such woofers..."
by Kristiano90 November 4, 2011
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One of eith of the two extreme ends of gothic Sub Culture.

1.) The D&D player in black clothing who may actually think they are a magician or vampire. These are the uber-geeks that hang out stinking of patchouli oil.

2.) The over established, and usually older Goths that are fixtures in the scene, and by who others try to be cool through association. They are so blinding, as well as self deceiving in there gothdom that they don’t realize they are typically a half decade or more late, and several thousand dollars worth of lip service clothes short of having managed to become productive members of society.
"Is that guy actually wearing a cape and fangs? What a Woofer"

"That Woofer has been wearing those same black vinyl pants for a decade. They went from cool, to over-done, to old school"
by FireMoth February 20, 2006
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