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What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
by Bonanebade September 11, 2016
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A GENIUS invention composed basically of a magnet, voice coil, spider, cone and surround used to reproduce loud and deep bass anywhere - anytime.
I gots a a couple 15" woofers in the trunk of my car - dang that's loud!!!
by Bomni February 08, 2005
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1)short for subwoofer
2)audio components made for producing large amounts of bass
3)a subwoofer that is usually placed in the trunk of a car
Those 12" woofers woke up the whole neighborhood
by bazooka tube December 08, 2005
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Someone who walks around smelling other peoples farts
"Dude, did Marc just go over to Bob's fart and smell it all up??"
"Yeah he's a woofer thats for sure!"
by the wise one from over there December 15, 2019
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used to describe an ugly, "dog-like" female
"Hey, what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's a total woofer."
by deadgeorge August 18, 2011
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