Bomni's definitions

parking on the grass

When you're so stoned, you forget to pass the bong.

Hey dude, you've been holding that for 10 minutes - quit parking on the grass!!!

by Bomni February 10, 2005

diet

A PERMANANT EATING LIFESTYLE. Almost ALL Americans misconstrued (misinterpret) this word as a temporary change in eating habits to loose weight - such as a "protein diet"

Many Americans have a very unhealthy diet of fast food and pizza.

by Bomni February 8, 2005

id10t

Slang word geeks use to describe people that don't know how to use a computer

Mr Johnson, I think your system is having an I-D-10-T conflict. I'm not sure if we can fix it...

by Bomni November 19, 2004

rice bike

See crotch rocket

Same difference...

I saw a group of geeks on their rice bikes today.

by Bomni February 9, 2005

gook pipe

An oversized tailpipe usually installed on a ricer car (like a Honda Civic)

My new gook pipe makes my engine sound like a dirt bike which isn't really any better than the stock pipe it came with.

by Bomni February 7, 2005

ripping lips

Another Minnesota original - used by fishermen to describe the action of setting the hook too hard, resulting in literally ripping the lips off a fish.

My cousin and I were ripping lips today. We didn't catch a damn thing!

by Bomni February 8, 2005

Far Cry

Means not even close - nowhere near the truth of the matter.

Saying Madonna has talent would be a far cry from the truth.

by Bomni February 9, 2005