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woodlum
a person who goes into the woods to ride dirtbikes, build tree houses, likes straight lines, and gets hard by absolutely nothing. they also usually get there first kiss in the treehouse they built
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Mr. Woolums
Very verrrrry large mammoth sissy. This sob stomps around yelling "QUIET PLEASE!", commenting on your shirts and things you wear, gives an excessive amount of homework disguising it as class work or "weekly history", and he gives you lunch detentions because in reality, he just doesn't want to eat alone..
Offspring: "Oh my god the moon is following us!"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."
Mr. Woolums by royal cabbages May 4, 2015
mr. woolums
mr. woolums by The cockinator March 30, 2015
woolulation
The American equivalent of "ululation" (The middle eastern / African practice of emitting a long, wavering, high-pitched vocal sound resembling a howl with a trilling quality, in celebration). When celebrating, Americans typically yell "Wooo!" for reasons unknown.
woolulation by Poppydog January 7, 2012
Woolmerised
Chook was in the office watering an orchard by the window when he spilled out too much water which went all over the place, making a mess and probably killing the plant. Gilksy commented afterwards "you woolmerised that chook".
Woolmerised by gilksy June 24, 2021
Wolume
This mis pronunciation of the word volume. This is an example of shyamglish as well as "ellow" & "soiled clothes"
Wolume by Statements August 16, 2011
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.