woolum

Woolum refers to a female who lies about her last name when you ask it in fear that your a stalker

No example can be given of a woolum, dont worry youll meet one

by Inmate19 February 6, 2007

woodlum

a person who goes into the woods to ride dirtbikes, build tree houses, likes straight lines, and gets hard by absolutely nothing. they also usually get there first kiss in the treehouse they built

yoooo i just saw a woodlum.

by coolboi3 February 8, 2017

Mr. Woolums

Very verrrrry large mammoth sissy. This sob stomps around yelling "QUIET PLEASE!", commenting on your shirts and things you wear, gives an excessive amount of homework disguising it as class work or "weekly history", and he gives you lunch detentions because in reality, he just doesn't want to eat alone..

Offspring: "Oh my god the moon is following us!"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."

by royal cabbages May 4, 2015

mr. woolums

A dickhead that gives you a lot of homework

Hey you are acting like mr. Woolums

by The cockinator March 30, 2015

woolulation

The American equivalent of "ululation" (The middle eastern / African practice of emitting a long, wavering, high-pitched vocal sound resembling a howl with a trilling quality, in celebration). When celebrating, Americans typically yell "Wooo!" for reasons unknown.

The Skynerd fans erupted in simultaneous woolulation! "WOOOOO!"

by Poppydog January 7, 2012

Woolmerised

Taking an ordinary activity or situation and adding an element of disarray and hyjinx.

Chook was in the office watering an orchard by the window when he spilled out too much water which went all over the place, making a mess and probably killing the plant. Gilksy commented afterwards "you woolmerised that chook".

by gilksy June 24, 2021

Wolume

This mis pronunciation of the word volume. This is an example of shyamglish as well as "ellow" & "soiled clothes"

The wolume testing will be done this weekend. We have a high wolume of defects

by Statements August 16, 2011